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Who would win in a fight?

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The Dos Equis dude would beat em both.

How is this even debatable?

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The Norris has no trigger discipline. Consequently he is the inferior. Besides, if Seagal sat on Norris today, Chuck would probably end up with a broken hip.

Chuck Norris. I mean if he can beat Abe Lincoln in a rap battle, Steven Segal stands no chance.

 

In all reality.. they could never fight. It would cause a tear in the space time continuum and kill us all.

 

These forces must never, ever, meet.

I'm goin' with Jack Lalane.........too bad he's dead.....he could kick the crap out of both those out of shape fat cats.

 

And then force them to drink his juice out of his Juicemaster.....

I don't think they're in the same weight division anymore. Steven Seagal has been looking pretty plump lately.

 

Maybe I'm showing a lack of appreciation for Aikido, but all that clip looked like was a big galoot, Seagal, tossing around a few tiny Asians in a choreographed routine more fitting for the WWE.

 

I love Norris, but in his day THIS Chuck would take both he and Seagal apart...especially in a bar/street fight:

 

 

 

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Maybe I'm showing a lack of appreciation for Aikido, but all that clip looked like was a big galoot, Seagal, tossing around a few tiny Asians in a choreographed routine more fitting for the WWE.

 

I love Norris, but in his day THIS Chuck would take both he and Seagal apart...especially in a bar/street fight:

 

 

 

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And what about "super foot" Wallace?

 

 

Maybe I'm showing a lack of appreciation for Aikido, but all that clip looked like was a big galoot, Seagal, tossing around a few tiny Asians in a choreographed routine more fitting for the WWE.

 

I love Norris, but in his day THIS Chuck would take both he and Seagal apart...especially in a bar/street fight:

 

 

 

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Awesome! The Bayonne Bleeder. How is this the first Chuck Wepner reference I have ever seen on nJgf?

Behind Chuck Norris' beard isn't a chin, but yet another fist.

Maybe I'm showing a lack of appreciation for Aikido, but all that clip looked like was a big galoot, Seagal, tossing around a few tiny Asians in a choreographed routine more fitting for the WWE.

 

I was gonna say, that looked like the Globe Trotters beating up on the Washington Generals

And what about "super foot" Wallace?

 

After mopping up Norris and Seagal, Chuck would have added Wallace to the pile like a cherry on top.....LOL

Awesome! The Bayonne Bleeder. How is this the first Chuck Wepner reference I have ever seen on nJgf?

 

Because I only joined a few months ago ;-)

Oh snap, Chuck Wepner on NJGF!!!

 

The real Rocky Balboa.

 

Back on topic, ummmm? A tie?

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Just to go 15 rounds with Ali was amazing. The real Rocky.

Just to go 15 rounds with Ali was amazing. The real Rocky.

Haha, notice the dude with the spong and water first hits the ref prob thinking, "Dude you couldn't count slower?" lmao

Haha, notice the dude with the spong and water first hits the ref prob thinking, "Dude you couldn't count slower?" lmao

 

Hell, Chuck wasn't counted out; Perez stopped it with 19 seconds left in the 15th...yes, the 15th round.

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