White sheet

Cross

Gas can

 

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Condoms

Lube

Jumper cables

 

lol i like this

1) KY intense

2) peanut butter

3) coloring book

 

Canvas bag

Duct tape

Candy

 

 

in NJ?

 

3 boxes of ammunition...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry.... lol

1. Girl

 

2. Girl

 

3. One Cup

When I was a cashier at Shoprite, my first job at 16....

 

real customer....

 

1. Condoms

2. Whipped Cream

3. Disposable Razors

Diapers

Astroglide

Pacifier

Actual purchase that got me strange looks at around 1am at the supermarket.

 

One quart 10w-30 motor oil, one tub of chocolate frosting, one pair of rubber gloves.

When I was a cashier at Shoprite, my first job at 16....

 

real customer....

 

1. Condoms

2. Whipped Cream

3. Disposable Razors

 

Its moments like that, that make it REALLY hard to keep a straight face when ringing up purchases.

 

I can tell you how ever one real purchase I made at Wal Mart last year or so:

 

1. Nylon Rope (for tying a boat to a dock)

2. Bottle of KY (friend needed it, and I just happened to be there when he texted me)

3. Animal Crackers

 

The cashier looked at me, went beet red and didn't say a word the entire time. I just laughed.

1. Bottle of ammonia peroxide

2. Small towels

3. Disposable rubber gloves

 

Funny thing is, this is a real purchase I did last month for my girlfriend, but the look on the cashiers face was priceless!!!!

 

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At 1am I actually made this purchase:

 

1. Large can of tomato juice

2. box of vinegar douches

3. bottle of hydrogen peroxide

 

The lady behind me on line says,"that looks like one hell of a party!"

 

My dog just got sprayed by a skunk.

Carpet cleaner

Contractor bags

Shovel

I don't think you can freak out a Walmart cashier by showing up with any combination of items from the store. There are some real freaks in there, and some of them are the cashiers.

1. Box of .223

2. Door Stop

3. Orange hair spray

 

Great one.

Chainsaw

 

Cart load of lime

 

Shovel

I don't think you can freak out a Walmart cashier by showing up with any combination of items from the store. There are some real freaks in there, and some of them are the cashiers.

 

I can actually back this statement up.

 

I've seen some pretty freaky stuff bought there. And I've met some freaky cashiers as well.

The freak-out happens when one of the trio is significantly out of place with the other two and changes the entire context of the purchase.

i.e.,

A set of saw horses purchased with a set of tow chains is reasonable. Throw in a can of aerosol whipped cream,... an entierly different context comes to mind.

The freak-out happens when one of the trio is significantly out of place with the other two and changes the entire context of the purchase.

i.e.,

A set of saw horses purchased with a set of tow chains is reasonable. Throw in a can of aerosol whipped cream,... an entierly different context comes to mind.

 

You forgot one thing. It takes an IQ over 100 to put it all together. And a non-freak to notice.

Does it matter what someone who works at Walmart thinks of you really. Based on the freaks and walmartians I have seen there I could care less. I refuse to shop at Walmart anyway.

Laxitives

Beer bong

Plastic cups

1 can of coleman fuel

2. roll of speaker wire

3. kitchen timer

1 - hacksaw

2 - extra large picnic cooler

3 - "sorry for your loss" greeting card

this thread is just to see how messed up our little minds are.

this thread is just to see how messed up our little minds are.  

 

OK.  I say:- BB Gun- Cat food- Shovel

OK. I say:- BB Gun- Cat food- Shovel

 

YES

 

or, what I got this morning

 

10 pack of tube socks

prune juice

dish soap

1) cat bowl

 

2) Gallon of Antifreeze

 

3) trash bags

Don't pick on cats.

 

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Don't pick on cats.

 

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Wolfilein, it's only in jest