cat nip

 

rat poison

 

plastic bin

contractors bags

duct tape

red bricks

peanut butter

 

dog food

 

summer's eve douche

 

 

Don't pick on cats.

 

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i own a cat!!

 

 

1) Cat food

 

2) Terriyaki sauce

 

3) White rice

2" hole saw

 

Sharpie Magnum black permanent marker

 

tap-bell

2" hole saw

 

Sharpie Magnum black permanent marker

 

tap-bell

 

 

Ding ding ding ding!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we have a winner!!!

2" hole saw

 

Sharpie Magnum black permanent marker

 

tap-bell

 

I'd like to exchange the bell, for a mouse trap.

I'd like to exchange the bell, for a mouse trap.

 

"Mouse" trap?

Rat trap!

Justin beiber POSTER

 

Vaseline

 

A roll of paper towels

Justin beiber POSTER

 

Vaseline

 

A roll of paper towels

 

Now that is some funny stuff right there.

 

 

 

Here's my offering:

 

1- hand held vacuum

2- Ky jelly

3- drop cloth

1 - Drop Cloth

2 - Shovel

3 - GPS

1 - Drop Cloth

2 - Shovel

3 - GPS

 

You forgot the 40lb bag of lime!

 

Funny but true story - I once sold a co-worker a lever action rifle. Our company which was 80+ miles north of my house and 30+ miles south of his house had a "no firearms" policy so I did not want to make the transfer on company property. It was his choice to drive onto the company's property with the firearm after the transfer; so be it. I met him in a parking lot on a back road near work to make the transfer. He opened his trunk and there was a shovel, a bag of lime and a huge black lawn and leaf bag stuffed with something that nearly took up the entire trunk of his compact car. He told me it was a ground hog he had to get rid of! I was speechless.

Mossberg 500.

Lime.

Shovel.

Are the cashiers smart enough to get the connection between all the items

Not likely. Then again, if people are actually buying their three items, that itself is pretty funny! In fact, my 3 should only cost me a few dollars total, I'll have to try it.

We should all do it, on the same day and if possibly at the same time. I will bring my go-pro cam