What if his mullet is actually making him racist? Like a reverse-Sampson effect or something.

 

Berkowitz thought his neighbor's dog was making him kill people. Maybe Cooper's mullet is whispering into his ears.

 

"Cooper! This is your mullet speaking. Shhh, keep quiet. Look over your shoulder. No not like that! Just take a glance.

 

See um... thoseblackpeopleontheotherside of the fence? The ones on the outside of the Kenny Chesney concert? I think you should start a hollar'n at 'em. YeeHaw!"

Go Eagles!

Go Eagles!

I'm wearing my lucky Eagles gun today. Tomorrow I wear my lucky Eagles gun and my lucky Eagles shirt.

I'll be eating my lucky queeno. It tasts like a dirty tree branch...but they win.

I'll be eating my lucky queeno. It tasts like a dirty tree branch...but they win.

Now that's a funny commercial!

Superbowl, Baby!

 

This is our year. Lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles!

 

Superbowl, Baby!

 

This is our year. Lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles!

 

well we are .500 so that means we assured of a Super Bowl.

Nick Foles is dreamy.

 

I thought he looked like a serious stoner first time he played. But he cleaned it up a bit. And he's so awesome.

 

Here are my predictions:

 

2014 Super Bowl - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2015 US Senator from New Jersey - Nick Foles

2015 Super Bowl - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2016 Nobel Prize for Physics - Nick Foles

2017 Super Bowl - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2017 President of these United States - Nick Foles

2017 Second Super Bowl in a Single Season - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2018 Super Bowl - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2019 Conference Champions - Eagles lead by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles

2020 Pope - Nicolas Folious I

2021 Winner of Duel vs. Putin - Nick Foles

2022 First Commercial Fusion Reactor - Nick Foles, Inc.

If Foles keeps up the good work, Vick is as good as gone next year. Good riddance, I say. Vick was a liability from day one, and not worth the negative press.

If Foles keeps up the good work, Vick is as good as gone next year. Good riddance, I say. Vick was a liability from day one, and not worth the negative press.

If Foles keeps playing well then Vick is gone. Not sure about Barkley. Also bit sure if they would draft a QB if the trend continues or not. Foles isn't fantastic and this is a great QB draft class.

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Eagles!!!

 

Superbowl! Led by NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Nick Foles!

 

And, if you don't like it, I'll pour my beer on your kid!

 

Now, Redskins at Eagles. Can our Eagles win their first home game in 14 months? Ugh, that is rediculous.

 

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Win Win Win getting boring

 

Redskins reach a new low of suck.

Dont worry, you wont be bored for long

 

Dont worry, you wont be bored for long

 

 

Don't worry, your Ginas still suck

At least Im not screaming superbowl after a few wins!

Oh and by the way, the superbowl is this big event where the two best football teams play for the championship. Figured you wouldnt understand.