I never knew they were so versatile. Not only does this person show you some of the many uses, but I bet it could also work as a home defense weapon...

 

Would smash... Then smash again

 

 

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Do you know if they come in Brunette?

Do you know if they come in Brunette?

 

It does but it is a little pricier since it has a better intelligence chip in it.

It does but it is a little pricier since it has a better intelligence chip in it.

You should see the pricing on the Japanese model!

It does but it is a little pricier since it has a better intelligence chip in it.

You should see the pricing on the Japanese model!

 

I'll take one of each.

Do you know if they come in Brunette?

 

Look closely... that is a refinished brunette model.

You should see the pricing on the Japanese model!

 

Bah, just go for the Chinese knock-off. They look the same.

 

 

Bah, just go for the Chinese knock-off. They look the same.

 

Yes but how long will it last

Do you know if they come in Brunette?

The Jodi Arias signature model is on sale at the moment...satisfying your request and saving you a couple bucks in the process....

Bah, just go for the Chinese knock-off. They look the same.

 

Where's the plus 1 button when you need it??

Bah, just go for the Chinese knock-off. They look the same.

 

LMAO!!!!

To all the people commenting that my sword isn’t a scimitar:

It’s what’s on the officially licensed box, so deal with it.

And lastly to all the marriage proposals:

We’ll meet you at the altar.

Lmao...

 

But keep in mind no matter how sharp... Somebody somewhere is sick of its shit edge.

"these are not mindless orcs. they are uruk-hai, their armor thick and their shields broad."

 

 

alright yeah i'm a dork.

Lalo, let me know when you get one and where I can get one as well.

As a LotR nerd this has me giggling hysterically

LOTR is something i have never seen.

LOTR is something i have never seen.

 

Come on man. Not the best movies and I couldn't even read the first book but they are entertaining!

 

 

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LOTR is something i have never seen.

 

Lalala I'm not listening

 

Come on man. Not the best movies and I couldn't even read the first book but they are entertaining!

 

 

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sorry they are in the same category as harry potter and twilight.

sorry they are in the same category as harry potter and twilight.

 

Even though LotR was written by an Oxford Scholar decades before the degeneration of the fantasy Genre??

The Man was a genius!

sorry they are in the same category as harry potter and twilight.

 

so much fail... Twilight is sparkly vampire crappery.. LOTR is a literary classic brought to life wonderfully by Peter Jackson.. Harry Potter is a bit more juvenile than LOTR, but just as interesting (they get a bit more mature as they go along). Twilight just has some of the worst actors known to man in them..

Woah woah woah nothing wrong with Harry potter. I've been reading every book since the day it came out and grew up with it and have seen all the movies. Not that great of an accomplishment but a lot of people have grown up with it and its at least a positive message not some fags and fangs

 

 

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sorry they are in the same category as harry potter and twilight.

 

i can understand if your just not into the "fantasy" genre, and on twilight, i agree with you - completely stupid. but if you like a good story you'd be doing yourself a disservice by not at least checking out LOTR and harry potter. though i will say... read the plots for harry potter 1-3 on wiki then start the movies at 4. just 2 cents, i understand its not everyones cup of tea - i hate, HATE sports and no one can figure out why so i guess thats the same kind of thing.

 

Even though LotR was written by an Oxford Scholar decades before the degeneration of the fantasy Genre??

The Man was a genius!

 

LOTR is great but the books take a while to get into. They don't get their grove until after the first 1000 pages.

But the films were cinematography gold as well!

 

Really, anyone who doesn't at least watch the movies is doing themselves a diservice.

I will admit I did not read them, nor the Hobbit untill after I had seen the first movie but after that I was hooked!

 

Edit:

My nerd is totally showing now

i read all 7 harry potter, the hobbit and half the first book of the LOTR trilogy. yes the LOTR books are a little harder to get into, but i was younger then, perhaps i'll try again soon.

I am a huge Harry Potter fan.... huge....

 

sorry they are in the same category as harry potter and twilight.

 

harry plopper is a story about puberty. twilight is a story about girls puberty and sexuality. lotr is an epic battle of good vs evil largely based off of the bible. soo not the same category. the story wasnt the best, im enjoying the wheel of time so much more, but it was def a literary masterpiece. the depth of the world i mean it has its own history book. its crazy. the movies were crap imo. all the greatness from lotr is in the details. and when bringing a book to film you lose those details and it kinda blows. so id say skip the movies and tho the books are slow moving its sad to go through life never experiencing it. on the other hand GRRM made a world just as in depth in Game of Thrones and rather than being a boring history lesson that lotr is its actually interesting stories. plus theres less fantasy to it making it great for starters of the genre.

 

oh and the hobbit on the other hand was a bed time story for his kids before it was published so while some might consider it childish its just a straight story of adventure without that history lesson in it. very fun and quick read. the movie, while i think its a lot better than the lotr movies mostly cause the book was good as a story without the history and details, the movie actually tries to add some of that history to it, but more or less even the movie flows along on an adventure and is fun.