Today is the 113th anniversary of the death of the man that have us the greatest breakfast meat of all time, Pork Roll!

Rest in Peace sir, and God bless.

John Taylor (October 6, 1836 – February 10, 1909)

 

16 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

Today is the 113th anniversary of the death of the man that have us the greatest breakfast meat of all time, Pork Roll TAYLOR HAM!

Rest in Peace sir, and God bless.

John Taylor (October 6, 1836 – February 10, 1909)

What a truly beautiful sentiment! My eyes welled.

Oh, I did a little minor editing though, as required. to ensure that your fine message was also accurate and truthful. You're very welcome! 

9 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Oh, I did a little minor editing though, as required. to ensure that your fine message was also accurate and truthful. You're very welcome! 

#fakenews

Taylor ham does not exist. 

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Taylor ham does not exist. 

Yeah dude. Taylor Ham - You know her. She sings all those crappy pop songs about boyfriends that were mean to her and shit. 

8 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Yeah dude. Taylor Ham - You know her. She sings all those crappy pop songs about boyfriends that were mean to her and shit. 

She that skinny blonde chick that sounds like she’s whining when she sings? 

Taylor ham vs. pork roll: NJ distributor says one name is correct (nj1015.com)

From the article: 
 

It doesn't say 'Taylor Ham' on the package and it hasn't in over 100 years, but it seems North Jersey's still sticking to their way, which is to call it Taylor ham. But South Jersey's actually correct. It is pork roll," Kelly said.


The science is settled. 

I just received info from a reliable contact at the FSB that Putin calls it Taylor ham.

3 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

From the article: 
 

It doesn't say 'Taylor Ham' on the package and it hasn't in over 100 years, but it seems North Jersey's still sticking to their way, which is to call it Taylor ham. But South Jersey's actually correct. It is pork roll," Kelly said.


The science is settled. 

/ thread

3 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

The science is settled. 

For the love of god, stick to chili and BBQ. 

3 hours ago, Scorpio64 said:

Putin calls it Taylor ham.

Fake news.

4 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

/ thread

Nice try. 

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

For the love of god, stick to chili and BBQ. 

Fake news.

Nice try. 

You don’t believe in science???

6 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Fake news.

Are you going to put me in the slammer as a political prisoner for three to fifteen years ?  That's what Putin's Hamsters are doing.

1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said:

You don’t believe in science???

I do! And the science tells me that the further you move from NJ, Re-homed Texan, the more your influence on this debate naturally fades in importance. It's a well-respected scientific fact based on decades of double-blind studies - perhaps you've heard of it? It's called Peel's Law. 

Just now, Scorpio64 said:

Are you going to put me in the slammer as a political prisoner for three to fifteen years ?  That's what Putin's Hamsters are doing.

Nah, you'd enjoy that too much. 

2 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

I do! And the science tells me that the further you move from NJ, Re-homed Texan, the more your influence on this debate naturally fades in importance. It's a well-respected scientific fact based on decades of double-blind studies - perhaps you've heard of it? It's called Peel's Law. 

Nah, you'd enjoy that too much. 

All I did was point out that the science was settled. 
 

Lmao @ Peels Law. You sound just like Mrs Tex.

2 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

You sound just like Mrs Tex.

I'll take that as a compliment. You clearly married "up". 

Just now, Mrs. Peel said:

I'll take that as a compliment. You clearly married "up". 

 

3 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

All I did was point out that the science was settled. 
 

Lmao @ Peels Law. You sound just like Mrs Tex.

you lovebirds take this to a private chat.....all this sugar is ruining the taste of my PORK ROLL

BLEH 

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

I'll take that as a compliment. You clearly married "up". 

@Displaced Texan BURN!!!

11 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

I'll take that as a compliment. You clearly married "up". 

I did indeed marry up. 
 

But even she knows it’s Pork Roll….

7 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

I did indeed marry up. 
 

But even she knows it’s Pork Roll….

Double burn. 

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

Thought they outlawed tar and feathering as cruel and unusual punishment? - but, he probably called it taylor ham, so he deserved it

^^^^^^

What if NJ officially dropped Pork Roll in favor of Taylor Ham? (nj1015.com)

1 hour ago, CMJeepster said:

What if NJ officially dropped Pork Roll in favor of Taylor Ham? (nj1015.com)

Nice try North Jersey. That is an April Fools article.

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

Nice try North Jersey. That is an April Fools article.

I saw it and couldn't resist.

I started my Friday morning off right.