Run to the store, buy milk, eggs and bread. Then during to storm make as much french toast as possible, and wrap your guns in said french toast. Make sure to fully cover any exposed metal or wood, the plastic bits should be ok. The french toast will create a protective barrier, even better then Frog Lube.

Hence the MilkEggBread. It all makes sense now..

Hence the MilkEggBread. It all makes sense now..

Part 2 lmao

 

That's not far from the truth.

 

Around 2002 in Trenton I turned on the TV before a snow storm. A reporter was interviewing a woman "making her last minute preparations for the storm" and asked her what she was out and about for.

 

"Bread and Milk. Yeah, bread and milk. You gotsta have bread and milk when it snows. I don't know why. I don't know why you gotsta have it. But you gotsta have it."

 

If anyone recalls, this was about the time that reporters gave up on even the appearance of having shame or standards. And shortly after our stupid gene was tripped to rabid badger condition by exposure to Sparks and a pandemic rate of Emo's.

I posted the bread and milk video yesterday.

I have nothing to worry about then. I'm lactose intolerant, and Mrs. Deerslayer force's me to eat gluten-free when I'm home. No bread an milk in my house lol... it's venison on the grill for us!

 

Jack, Yuengling, red meat, gasoline, bacon... I'm set.

Getting ready to head into work about 3am. Plan on coming home wed afternoon. Shovel then back to work. This week sucks

 

Damn, I could watch that over and over, and laugh every time!

Jack, Yuengling, red meat, gasoline, bacon... I'm set.

 

OMG, I forgot the bacon!

 

And the pork roll!

OMG, I forgot the bacon!

 

And the pork roll!

Taylor ham!B)

Well just went out and snow blew the 1.5" of snow that was on the driveway  Will this turn out to be the biggest joke since 0bamba?

I have plenty of bacon.. and eggs... and milk...... CRAP, NO BREAD!  *PANIC*

Well just went out and snow blew the 1.5" of snow that was on the driveway  Will this turn out to be the biggest joke since 0bamba?

 

The storm hasn't even arrived yet but it'd hard to be a bigger joke than captain zero.

They have no idea what the hell is going on.

And yet the "meteorologists" spend 15 mins. of every 1/2 hr. repeating the same nonsense. All I can say is the pay must be pretty good.

sooooo .... where is the snow ?

Most heterosexual storm of all time. Did I use that word right?

sooooo .... where is the snow ?

 

Looking at the last radar, it appears to be less than 10 miles from Fairlawn and moving west at a pretty good clip.   The main storm was not supposed to start in NJ until 10pm.

Travel ban starting at 11 tonight

 

Travel ban starting at 11 tonight

 

 

PA instituted a ban on carrying guns in public unless you have LTCF. That's the way our State of Emergency works.

 

Well Comrade Deblasio declared a snow storm a "Natural Disaster" this afternoon at his press briefing.

So they closed our schools early today closed for tomorrow.. i fueled up my truck went to sleep by 6:00 pm so i would be ready to plow around 2:00 am.. it is 2:15 and i am not even dressed.. dusting on the ground..

 

Guess you can say we have been snowballed..

 

In West Orange, I've been sleeping in 2 hour shifts since 8 PM thinking id wake up and shovel every couple hours. But I haven't needed to shovel since I shoveled about 2 inches around 5 PM. It looks like there's another couple inches on the ground for the morning, and I guess it'll continue to snow into the day tomorrow, but overall, about a foot less than what we were expecting in Essex county.

I am actually glad we did not get it, will not have to deal with it for the A/C boat show this week..

 

loading boats in thursday and friday for a dealer.. then hauling race boat and setting up ECBRC monday..

LOL..  What a complete waste of time this was.  Monmouth county was predicted to get 12-24"..  Yeahhhhh, cut that by 2/3 and we MIGHT have gotten that much.  Maybe 4" right now. 

 

Im also glad we didnt get the total they predicted, but mainly because I'm lazy and didnt really feel like blowing snow & shoveling too much.. 

I for one am thrilled to have woken up to two inches or so. That just put a smile on my face.

I for one am thrilled to have woken up to two inches or so. That just put a smile on my face.

Thats what she said.