My bad, he needs a snow job with a bottle of Jacquins to wash it all down. Got it!

Well, he is supposed to get a lot of the white stuff.

 

 

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I hate whitey. Snow is racist. I like the white women, though.

Bahahahahaha

I think I'm ready for the snow...

Snow is a much better alternative to it's closest black comparison. Which would be nuclear fallout....just sayin' So hate on whitey snow all you want. I'll take it over the alternative. 

Your wife taught me about the hallway, too, Zeker

lol, you haven't met my wife

I think I'm ready for the snow...

You're a cigar guy as well? Correct. Too high class for me

I can't do high class like that. I'm sitting on some Coors Light and Ellios pizza...

lol, you haven't met my wife

Do you remember that black kid with the giant afro on Fat Albert? The one that could pull a basketball out of his afro? I found him in your wife. At first I thought there was an echo coming out of there. Your wife is like an extradimensional space...squared or something.

Lmao. He's so fucked.

I'm printing this for posterity

Winter Jack is way overrated. 15% ABV at jd prices?!

 

Evan Williams has a knockoff that is very similar for $9.

I have reach my like quota for the day.

Moving forward, it's pretty much every post.

I apologize for the inconvenience

You're a cigar guy as well? Correct. Too high class for me

Bigtime cigar guy.

 

 

I can't do high class like that. I'm sitting on some Coors Light and Ellios pizza...

I've got Yuengling and Ramen

 

 

Winter Jack is way overrated. 15% ABV at jd prices?!

 

Evan Williams has a knockoff that is very similar for $9.

Really?  never heard of it - I'll have to check that out.

Bigtime cigar guy.

 

 

I've got Yuengling and Ramen

 

 

Really?  never heard of it - I'll have to check that out.

 

 

Okay man, I support those decisions. 

Got a growler full of Czig Meister's Prospector red ale and one of Falconer pale ale.  Got to pace myself.

 

 

The Apple orchard is better, but both are good.

Drinking Knob Creek Rye at the moment. I was never a fan of rye whiskeys, but this stuff is awesome.

I think I'm ready for the snow...

That would be a definitive......Yes.

I can't do high class like that. I'm sitting on some Coors Light and Ellios pizza...

Now you're talkin'......

1 degree c per 1000 feet rule of thumb. Or is it 2.

Been awhile

3 deg F per 1000'

 

Rule of thumb

 

Precise Adiabatic Lapse Rate is more complicated to calculate. But I have yet to meet someone who bothered to go any further than a funky chart to figure it out.

 

A more interesting calculation is the inverse relationship between respiration rate and the amount of material used in a bikini in use on a woman under 30.

I got a bottle of this in the freezer too, just doubt I'll break it out. 

 

As of 2am, weve got like a dusting in South Jersey.

 

Its light enough to see the driveway. 

3am now. 

 

Since 2am its been sleet.  Falling lightly atm, WTF?

 

More worried about sleet TBH with regards to power outages and branches falling/breaking but if its going to stay this light, may not be too bad. 

After 4am and pretty much the same here. Just a dusting in Budd Lake. I can still see the back window on my car. This is supposed to be the time it is ramping up so we shall see. I'll go grab a beer and wait for my pizza to heat up in the oven.

Route 80/15

 

  

About 1-1/2 to 2 inches in Freehold area so far.

 

Closer to 1-1/2 than 2

 

On radar that boundary of freezing precip between snow and rain seems further north than predicted.

 

Some charts at NOAA and Flight service show a lot of snow coming in later as this Low moves north and winds turn west. But a bunch of weather forecasters show snow mostly ending by 3 or 4pm.

 

Hard to say for sure but we may get a lot less than predicted.

 

And I'd rather have snow than sleet and freezing rain because of those power issues deerpark mentioned.

Meh so far, but this is the time it's supposed to ramp up. We will see...I'm eating pizza and drinking a beer. Will probably go to sleep after this. 

Already slept. So I'm up. But pizza sounds good. Wifey driving to her Walmart. Probably about 50 people already called out from there with "Natural Disaster" as their reason.

I got a foot and it looks like it is gearing up. I don't know about 4 or 5 PM, it's supposed to go on into the evening and then get an inch overnight. But since they have all night to clean it up I'm hoping that works out. Sometimes it doesn't and we have maniacs riding snowmobiles up and down my road at 60 mph for a day or two when we get more than 2 feet. I don't know why it gets cleaned up sometimes and not others.

West of here looks worse. But here in Monmouth County, NJ it hasn't accumulated that much.

 

Yet.

 

East near the beach the estimates were a few to six inches. The closer you get to Mipafox....the more inches will be involved.

 

Seriously...thats exactly what they said. :-)