I am in socal for a conference. This has been my reality. Not having straws is way more anoyimg then you may realize

 

Gonna go get a roll of tubing and start manufacturing straws for our atendees. 

Just don't call it a straw. Something like "negative draw fluid transfer device" might keep you out of jail. Maybe mark it "reusable" "eco-friendly"

Just now, SmittyMHS said:

Just don't call it a straw. Something like "negative draw fluid transfer device" might keep you out of jail. Maybe mark it "reusable" "eco-friendly"

A Solid Tubed, Reduced Air-pressure Weapon. 

Did you forget how to drink from a cup? What's the fascination with straws?

1 hour ago, PK90 said:

Did you forget how to drink from a cup? What's the fascination with straws?

While ordinarily I agree, drinking from a cup with a lot of ice can be a pita

Straws make brain freeze!

5 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Straws make brain freeze!

You’re immune then. 

1 hour ago, PK90 said:

Did you forget how to drink from a cup? What's the fascination with straws?

Some dudes just love to suck on long, round objects?

Quick, somebody publish 3D printer files for making straws, just so we can watch the California AG bring suit to ban internet distribution of such dangerous information!

Just now, 10X said:

Quick, somebody publish 3D printer files for making straws, just so we can watch the California AG bring suit to ban internet distribution of such dangerous information!

Ok! You win the internet today!

30 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

While ordinarily I agree, drinking from a cup with a lot of ice can be a pita

Do you have a drinking problem?

I think the ideal cup would have some sort of screen or filter that presses down like an inch below the rim. That way you can drink a cup with ice in it without the ice banging against your teeth and lips

 

1 hour ago, 10X said:

Quick, somebody publish 3D printer files for making straws, just so we can watch the California AG bring suit to ban internet distribution of such dangerous information!

3 hours ago, voyager9 said:

You’re immune then. 

3 hours ago, mossburger said:

Some dudes just love to suck on long, round objects?

Yes, I call them Cigars.

16 hours ago, Zeke said:

Do you have a drinking problem?

 

11 minutes ago, sota said:

 

@voyager9 do you like gladiator movies?

We will be stocking the New 3-D Tactical (Black) Straws