WTF?

Especially in more rural areas. 

Theres nothing right with this friggin state. 

Marsh gas at low tides.

23 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

Marsh gas at low tides.

Decomposing detritus.

Um, not where I live.  You should probably move.

My date asked me to kiss her where it smells.....so I drove her to Secaucus.

During the day the prevailing winds come out of the west so NJ smells more like PA. At night the winds die down so the overpowering stench of Trenton is able to seep throughout the state. 

6 hours ago, deerpark said:

Especially in more rural areas. 

Tell your next door neighbors to stop crapping in their backyard.

This guy your neighbor? 

6 hours ago, Zeke said:

Decomposing detritus.

It’s actually Spartina (commonly referred to as Cord Grass) that is open  to the air at low tide and decomposing to make that lovely “low tide” smell.

Personally, I love that smell.

Liberals

1 hour ago, High Exposure said:

Personally, I love that smell.

It reminds me of when I used to hunt waterfowl. 

3 hours ago, High Exposure said:

It’s actually Spartina (commonly referred to as Cord Grass) that is open  to the air at low tide and decomposing to make that lovely “low tide” smell.

Personally, I love that smell.

The smell of ass in the morning?

Politicians 

37 minutes ago, Zeke said:

The smell of ass in the morning?

It’s the smell of home. It’s comforting. It doesn’t smell like ass. It smells like life, it smells of fishing, boating, surfing, and lounging on the beach on a barrier island.

17 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

It doesn’t smell like ass. It smells like life, it smells of fishing, boating, surfing, and lounging on the beach on a barrier island.

Yes, but...you can do all of those things in states that don't smell like ass.

18 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

It’s the smell of home. It’s comforting. It doesn’t smell like ass. It smells like life, it smells of fishing, boating, surfing, and lounging on the beach on a barrier island.

Ass

20 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

it smells of fishing, boating, surfing, and lounging on the beach on a barrier island.

And murdering ducks, yummy delicious ducks.

3 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

And murdering ducks, yummy delicious ducks.

Murdered duck ass

My town smells like propane, mint, or chocolate depending on what corner of the town you in. 

I could fix it, but they don't want me playing with the napalm anymore.................

If you drive on 295 down by Rancocas Park it pretty much smells like that but has more a landfill smell to me.

10 minutes ago, Kevin125 said:

If you drive on 295 down by Rancocas Park it pretty much smells like that but has more a landfill smell to me.

That’s the Columbus landfill 

21 hours ago, High Exposure said:

It’s actually Spartina (commonly referred to as Cord Grass) that is open  to the air at low tide and decomposing to make that lovely “low tide” smell.

Personally, I love that smell.

+1.  Love is a strong word, but the bay and meadows smell like home.  

On 2/21/2020 at 3:06 PM, High Exposure said:

It’s actually Spartina (commonly referred to as Cord Grass) that is open  to the air at low tide and decomposing to make that lovely “low tide” smell.

Personally, I love that smell.

Spartina grows along the shore along the entire East Coast.  The smell in NJ is nothing like Coastal Georgia.  I spent a week or so with some friends on Sea Island, GA last year.  Their 4 bedroom house, no garage was worth about $4,000,000.  It was one of the least expensive houses on Sea Island.  You are surrounded by many square miles of Spartina there.

All of NJ infrastructure operates on maximum neglect. 

All the sewage treatment plants eject their waste into the various rivers to the ocean. 

When the place isn't working right, or input volume exceeds processing volume, they operate in bypass mode. 

So yeah.. if it smell like shit, it probably is shit. 

11 minutes ago, raz-0 said:

All of NJ infrastructure operates on maximum neglect. 

All the sewage treatment plants eject their waste into the various rivers to the ocean. 

When the place isn't working right, or input volume exceeds processing volume, they operate in bypass mode. 

So yeah.. if it smell like shit, it probably is shit. 

This is troof

Dont forget the farmers spreading manure 

Just now, fishnut said:

Dont forget the politicians spreading manure 

Fixed it for you, fish. 

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Fixed it for you, fish. 

Accually it should read "dont forget the farmers spreading politicians"