Ok I tried this. Ymmv but stuff to your choice. Also make the burger like you normally would. Personally I do bread crumbs and eggs in with the chuck.

Im just trying to get you guys to be on the same culinary artisanal level as I. Cuz I love you all and stuff 

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

Ok I tried this. Ymmv but stuff to your choice. Also make the burger like you normally would. Personally I do bread crumbs and eggs in with the chuck.

Im just trying to get you guys to be on the same culinary artisanal level as I. Cuz I love you all and stuff 

If it has bacon and beer and does not involve a pineapple or a crock pot how could it possibly be bad?

9 hours ago, Zeke said:

Im just trying to bring you guys down to the same primitive culinary level as me.

Fixed it for you.

(Beer can burger does look good, like a taco salad with a meat/bacon shell.  I was digging it until he plopped it into a vat of mashed ‘taters.  Lost me there.)

Heart attack on a plate! Looks tasty 

Smoke this ! @Displaced Texan 

8 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Smoke this ! @Displaced Texan 

Burger on the smoker?  Nah. Cooked over a hickory fire? Yes. 

9 hours ago, brucin said:

If it has bacon and beer and does not involve a pineapple or a crock pot how could it possibly be bad?

Picture this stuffed with spam, pineapple, red onion, jalapeño, and a parmigiana and bleu cheese mix.  

 

You forgot the peanut butter!

41 minutes ago, JohnnyB said:

 

You forgot the peanut butter!

Thai fusion. Cucumber, onion, hot chili, crab meat, mint, peanut sauce.

You sure do like your ground beef dishes.

That one is more like a stuffed meat loaf than a burger.....and it will make a loaf, that’s for sure! 

3 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

You sure do like your ground beef dishes.

That one is more like a stuffed meat loaf than a burger.....and it will make a loaf, that’s for sure! 

Sausage, porkroll, scramble egg, hash browns, velveeta cheese.

11 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Sausage, porkroll, scramble egg, hash browns, velveeta cheese.

Eh, for me personally, if I want a burger, i want to enjoy the taste of good ground beef. Maybe a mix of 2-3 different cuts of beef ground into my burger...too many other ingredients take away from that simple pleasure. 
 

Everything else is just a stuffed meatloaf. 

35 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Eh, for me personally, if I want a burger, i want to enjoy the taste of good ground beef. Maybe a mix of 2-3 different cuts of beef ground into my burger...too many other ingredients take away from that simple pleasure. 
 

Everything else is just a stuffed meatloaf. 

You are obviously not a culinary Di Vinci  

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

You are obviously not a culinary Di Vinci  

Sometimes, the simple things are the best things. 

28 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Sometimes, the simple things are the best things. 

Besides it’s not a loaf, it’s a meat bowl

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Besides it’s not a loaf, it’s a meat bowl

But it’s still not a burger. 

Beer can burgers can be good.  I usually do a Thanksgiving in July beer can burger. 

Bacon, ground turkey for the burger, stuffed with stuffing and mushrooms done in the grill. Then gravy over top when serving. 

6 minutes ago, raz-0 said:

Beer can burgers can be good.  I usually do a Thanksgiving in July beer can burger. 

Bacon, ground turkey for the burger, stuffed with stuffing and mushrooms done in the grill. Then gravy over top when serving. 

My man!

15 hours ago, Zeke said:

Personally I do bread crumbs and eggs in with the chuck.

DT beat me to it ... this is meat loaf, not a burger.

19 minutes ago, tomk62 said:

DT beat me to it ... this is meat loaf, not a burger.

It’s a meat bowl burger!!!

Being made with ground beef doesn’t make it a burger. 

6 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Being made with ground beef doesn’t make it a burger. 

No, it’s better than a burger. It’s awesomeness in a burger bowl!

Damn, I think I found another YouTube channel to add to my list.  Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjrL1ugI6xGqQ7VEyV6aRAg

 

Just now, gleninjersey said:

Damn, I think I found another YouTube channel to add to my list.  Thanks!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjrL1ugI6xGqQ7VEyV6aRAg

 

They’d beat @Displaced Texanass with a spatula/ pancake flipper

29 minutes ago, Zeke said:

No, it’s better than a burger. It’s awesomeness in a burger bowl!

Meatloaf bowl! 

27 minutes ago, Zeke said:

They’d beat @Displaced Texanass with a spatula/ pancake flipper

They do some ‘interesting’ things. I’m going to watch the roast piglet video...I’d like to see how they do theirs. I wanna learn how to do it better for next Texas hog hunt. 

2 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

They do some ‘interesting’ things. I’m going to watch the roast piglet video...I’d like to see how they do theirs. I wanna learn how to do it better for next Texas hog hunt. 

They be artists 

12 minutes ago, Zeke said:

They be artists 

More like a bunch of drunks...not that it makes them bad cooks!! 

11 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

More like a bunch of drunks...not that it makes them bad cooks!! 

Oh stop being jealous 

26 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Oh stop being jealous 

Lol. Not jealous! I took some pig roasting tips from them!