Handyman

Have no fear, they will be on a roll soon. Gas taxes way down, sales taxes down. Municipal budgets are probably getting killed by falling traffic citations so cops are ordered to write stupid tickets for people not staying home.

It you use that to hold your weenie when you go to the bathroom, do you still have to wash your hands?

Smash off knob, push door open.

John Parker was a badass. Samuel Worthington was king of the badasses, possibly still to this day. https://blog.uspatriottactical.com/american-heroes-stone-cold-samuel-whittemore/ God Bless Patriots!

Yeah, but that makes a hell of a noise, muzzle flash, etc. All kinds of attention no one wants in their backyard. Compared to one little .22 pop.

What's a safe angle to shoot a .22 at and miss a target? Presumably near to straight up is pretty safe as the bullet will eventually just stop and fall back down at terminal velocity.

If you popped one of these center of mass with a .22, what are the chances they could find you?

Yeah, this is a little Orwellian. If I had a chance to take a shot at one of these, it would be hard to resist.

Discover Card? She's liable to yank her whole handbag out of there.

That should not be hard. Just reading Greenie's posts practically causes autism.

Probably just in time for someone to have a pangolin for breakfast and unleash a new plague upon us.

Haiku: Now we cough and cough, China with weird appetite Bat eaters kill us.

Yellow devil oriental sino-winky-winky love you long time bat virus.

Agree on the gun. The so-called "pork roll," not so much.

Nah, Zeeker said you just toss what's left in the crockpot with some pineapple and you have a feast fit for a king.

Alas, sometimes pain is just a miserable, nagging annoyance. Like a thrombosed hemorrhoid.

Alas, sometimes pain is how we grow.

I guess people's chief concerns are: 1. Which rights are so delimited? I'm sure you would state "all of them" (except, curiously, abortion). 2. Who decides what is "extreme?" Seems like a term many people would define differently,

My one big regret is that if things really go bad, my usual fall-back plan (cannibalism) is probably off the table with all the infectiousness and all.

Holy shizz, why is everyone getting so salty around here? You guys are making me look positively cheerful.

Holy crap, dude! Glad you are (mostly) on the mend!!!

Agreed! 5 oz is something I would stick a toothpick in and eat while waiting for the real steak to finish cooking.