Handyman

I imagine they would say it is to allow more time for cleaning and other such BS.

The difference is that you pack more people into the space, having complete the opposite effect of what was intended. I used to routinely shop at 10pm. Stores were empty, no checkout lines, no 6 foot BS. Morons.

So you're saying "just the tip"?

Damn! When did our rockets get so ugly? That thing looks like a hypersonic schlong.

Greenday was sitting at the bar, staring into his untouched beer. The bartender walked over and asked “What’s the problem, pal?” With a heavy sigh, Greenie explained, “My brother just told me that there’s a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $50 for a donation.” “Yeah, so?” asked the bartender. “Don’t you see?” Greenie cried. “I’ve let a fortune slip through my fingers!”

It'd be fun to try out a thermite reaction again so many years after chemistry class. If I remember correctly, you can just about burn a hole all the way to China.

If this is true, there should be reprisals.

It doesn't sadden me that these kids will wind up as road pizza. I'm upset that we will pay the medical bill, and someone's car will get damaged.

I'd start with whoever the processing agency was.

Did you know that AVB is the guy from the famous Goatse photo? I think Greenie was the photographer.

Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute? A: "Keep the tip."

There aren't really "appreciate healthcare people" flights. They are planning routes for the strafing runs when it all goes bad.

The same reason all the crap-tier cities get money to keep kids in school. You have to keep all the [cleansed to remove political reference for outside 1A] pacified with something or they will tear each other apart. Camden will look like the Thunderdome in a month. It's cheaper to keep them in school than the alternative (jail).

You'll find in most towns, processing these apps is not near the top of anyone's priority list. In the remaining towns they are outright hostile and will do anything they can to confound the process.

I put my life on the line as a firefighter. What do I get? I guess I can carry around a fire extinguisher as a consolation prize.

Dammit! I said "wackathon" by mistake, now it's all porn.

That's ok. If I ever have an intruder, I intended to try to shoot him in the nuts, so I'll get him somewhere.

Do they still make canned hams? My dad was always buying those things.

I think the 147 is heaver than the others. Kinetic energy is half the mass times the square of the velocity? Back me up on this, Zeeker.

Should be equal, if I remember my "monkey and a gun" demonstration from physics from like 100 years ago.

That was my backup plan, too. Even when Costco was out of the little rolls they had a lot of the Turnpike sized rolls on hand. Only downside is they are like 220 grit. They will scour the o-ring right off of you.

Sheesh, I saw the headline and thought maybe T-Bone was behind bars again.

Greenie seems to think that it is unreasonable as a starting point to employ a medicine used with some success against a coronavirus against another closely related coronavirus. What's the alternate plan? Just pull out random meds willy-nilly and try them? I have some Preparation-H you could rub all over yourself but you would disappear.