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Their willful helplessness will be the doom of out nation. Americans used to pride themselves on self-sufficiency.

Didn't I just read on NJ.com that they are trying to empty out the jails to avoid spread?

That's because most of the panic buyers don't know how to check their oil, much less put AR pieces together.

I always type slowly, because I know you guys can't read too fast.

I always heard that was the place where the sun don’t shine.

That's why you hafta add the White Castle. It's homeopathy. "Like cures like" or something like that.

http://schlitzbrewing.com/ See you in Valhalla!

Looks like it's gonna be Schlitz and White Castle for the next 2 months. The living will envy the dead. Godspeed, everyone!

Define "handful." It would have to be a pretty big hand.

Time to blow up the bridges and tunnels.

Interesting about the ACE receptor. They say people with hypertension are high risk. Maybe it is because they take ACE inhibitors.

Here's a piece from NJ.com, of all places... https://www.nj.com/coronavirus/2020/03/gun-shop-owners-can-barely-keep-weapons-on-shelves-amid-coronavirus-panic.html

I'd just tell all the gangbangers that the beds are reserved for corona patients. If you want to play gangbanger games, you are on your own. Best case, violence stops. Alternate best case is the gangs declare war and a ton of them bleed out in the street.

When lefties control the news certain things tend to get screened out.

Don't mess with a chicken. I've seen them eat a mouse whole.

Are "stealth" cases sort of like "ghost" guns?

Good to see all these recovering liberals waking up to the fact that daddy government can't always bail them out.

Not on purpose. The fruit bats are attracted by all the pineapple.

I use Calmoseptine for that. It's great. It feels like your ass ate a York Peppermint Patty in one of the old TV commercials.

Here's a fun thing to think about. Every time an ambulance crew picks up someone who is found to be positive, they are pulled out of service to self-quarantine for 2 weeks. I wonder how long it will take to run out of ambulance crews? It's not like EMTs are in an infinite supply.

If the shoe fits....

They must have determined that the virus is nocturnal.

This will start to taper off eventually. All the morons who did no prep whatsoever will eventually build some some stockpile and slow down the panic shopping. At some point all the apartment dwellers are going to reach their storage capacity.

Did you tell him it takes six months to get an FID/permit in NJ because the state ignores its own laws with impunity? Best of luck!