Handyman

If you need it cleaned asap - like you are going to be selling - think about having pros come do it. If you have time to kill, Wet and Forget is the way to go. Apply a couple of times a year. Also acts as a preventive and won't kill your plants. If you have a pro come, they can install some copper strips to prevent recurrence.

My fireworks days are behind me but I drive by there a lot. I might stop in and buy some sparklers and ask them to put them in the biggest branded bag they have, then ride back into the Dirty Jerz with it in plain sight. Give the fuzz something to do.

I'd get a used hearse. Classy looking, lots of cargo space.

I always wondered who buys stuff like this when I see it on the shelf:

I got a free one from a gun store last time I needed one...

So because you weren't legally allowed to drive, you also weren't illegally allowed to buy beer? What are all the illegal immigrants doing for cerveza?

I used to put random dots on mine with a Sharpie marker just for fun, but never had occasion to see it used.

I'd get a fake ID and use it just for fun.

The irrational fear about hollow points mystifies me. They should market them as "safety rounds" - they hit something and then stop. It seems like the gun grabber prefer rounds that go through something - sheetrock, glass, bad guy - and them potentially hit something (or someone) else.

Is the Coast Guard really that bad? I always thought it was just the alternative for heterosexuals who liked being on military-type boats. Because, well, you know...

Keep it that way dude. Eating that stuff is the culinary equivalent of smoking. It makes bacon look healthy. Make sure to stay away from the guy who puts fruit in his meatloaf, too.

You are a patriot and and gentleman. Now the important question: Taylor ham or Pork Roll?

Welcome to the forum. We are hoping that your username signals handedness and not that you are a progressive commie jackass.

100% with you brother. If I lived in a place with an HOA again, stop #2 for me would probably be the electric chair.

I've heard of people setting up some kind of trust to hold guns until minors come of age. Don't know the particulars, though. When I kick my kids know where to find the good stuff. No paper trail needed.

PA would probably be happy to pay for that wall.

Mistake #1: hanging out in Trenton. They can try to put lipstick on that pig, but nothing good happens in Trenton.

I dunno. I was having a roof redone and asked about having ridge vents and a fan installed and he told me never do that. I figured he must have been legit because he would have made more money doing both. If it isn't balanced and cant draw outside air, it might suck air-conditioned air out of your house.

If you have ridge and soffit vets, putting in an attic fan may royally screw up your airflow.

Get one with a humidistat as well as a thermostat.

She cleans up ok. I'd throw a hump at her before Hillary or Loretta. You're only gay if you're on the bottom.

Not me. I was watching all the screwing. Some nice T&A on that show.

I'm even more f'ed up if I think I am only taking one shot in a life saving situation. I'm spraying bullets from my clip and using the shoulder thing that goes up. I might even attach a bayonet.

It's all spin, trying to normalize the abnormal. If you look at the numbers, you could also title the article "More Americans Now See Socialism as a Bad Thing for the Country."