Handyman

Go to Costco and look. I have always bought there without a hitch.

What'd you paint with? Use a high nap roller to match the texture when you do it again.

Works for me. Sounds like something a LEO would say and get away with.

How do you ever trust someone like this with a firearm again? Accidents happen, but sorry, this one should disqualify you from a career that requires handling guns. The cynic in me says he waited 8 hours to report it so his blood alcohol level would get back to normal...

The text will go to any of your devices linked to the same iCloud account, even an iPad. There is a way to shut it off but someone will have to tell you where the setting is - I forget.

Me too. I figure with global warming it'll be gone by Wednesday.

This being the case, just get a bag of birdseed and start pitching it into the yard of the neighbor you like least late every night.

Doesn't look like there is a lot of brainpower on either side of that mess.

Weird dude, but I liked him. I don't know why, but I always liked the Christmas duet with Bing Crosby. RIP.

I held a pistol once. Weight and ergonomics were like a brick and sights were visibly misaligned.

Sweet! I'm going to get orange hubcaps for my Sherman tank and drive it through the Lincoln tunnel. If anyone asks I will tell them is is a Hyundai.

How true...

Why worry about friends if you have a mother-in-law to screw things up? Best of luck!

I don't have the form jn front of me, but when you pick up I'm pretty sure it asks for your current address (under penalty of perjury). This address probably needs to match your FID and DL. A dealer will be able to give you better info.

Legit or not, why am I going to donate to support employees who are going to be living on a lifelong pension on my dime anyway? I don't think I have answered my home phone in 5 years.

No one has to take anything away from civilization. We gave it all away.

You don't know the half of it. I look like an elderly version of the fat guy from "Lost."

I always answer in my boxers and a gun belt with a holstered 45. They never seem to want to come in.

Hard to do when half the country thinks that the terrorists will suddenly become nice if we just talk to them and try to understand them.

Better bring this discussion to the 1A Lounge, gents. You can get banned for disparaging a religion here.

Wood floor + basement = anguish

Polls are empty. If you are in democrat occupied territory get your family and friends out. Take em by surprise.

If you get a helicopter over it, the rotor wash would drive it to the ground. It couldn't have been very high if they shot it down with shotguns.

Um, how about they shoot a hole in the thing and bring it down? Or are they waiting from someone to jump up and pull on the cable?

There is no concern for truth anymore in government (if there ever was). Just spout some "fact" that your minions will latch onto.