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I upgraded my shower to level 5.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger"... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request?' The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse", "But I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents," "But I will still kill you tomorrow." "What is your LAST request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse...alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen Very Carefully!!! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME.. "BRING POSSE!"

If you thought a "microwave minute" is slow...... A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in Lovers' Lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?" The trooper asks: "What are you doing?" The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, her, what is she doing?" The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in Lover's Lane and nothing obscene is happening! The trooper asks: "What's your age, young man?" The young man says: "I'm 22, sir." The trooper asks: "And her, what's her age?" The young man looks at his watch and replies: "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes."

Malinois/alligator smush?

So then, he is not trained in the manly activity the breed is famous for. Just, like, I dunno, for show. Like when a guy gets a high performance car he does not know how to drive. Yep, that's manly.

I had no idea your doggie was a working hunting dog. The only thing better than the splash a duck makes is the second splash you hear as your pooch retrieves the kill.

Go Pro for dogs?

Eh, that may be so, but I have a feeling that she's probably earning her keep as the night watch. That's one thing I have not been able to teach a cat to do... yet.

That's because your dog is not hungry enough. I trained my cat to catch mice by not feeding it. Worked like magic. It may work on people too. Yanno, that old saying "You don't work, you don't eat."

Full of what?

Shotgun Ammo: Cold Weather Robs Shotshell Power

"American Meatloaf"?

Cold ammo bangs less than warm ammo. Snipers operating in areas where it is very cold use their body heat to keep ammo warm and predictable.

The 1A lounge is basically a cafeteria where we have food fights. Even when we fundamentally agree with each other. It's fun.

Set up a humidifier. Problem solved.

Jeezuz guys, lay off poor Zeke. You are going to crush his self esteem and he may do himself in. I still have more work I need done to the house and Zeke is really good. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a skilled carpenter... DO YOU!!!. So, for Pete's sake, think about other people for once.

Chokes are rated by constriction. Cyl means cylinder, or no choke, same as the bore. IC means improved cylinder, it is only slightly tighter than the bore. Then comes Modified, which falls in the middle, and then there is Full. There are other chokes in between like IM improved-modified or extra full and Turkey which is pretty much the same as extra full.

Slugs will shoot out of any choke, even full. However, it is generally accepted that a choke of Cyl or IC is appropriate and IC usually offers the best accuracy potential. Do not remove the choke and shoot slugs (or anything for that matter), you will foul up the threads and have some extra cleaning to do that can be a pita.

And murdering ducks, yummy delicious ducks.