Scorpio64

It reminds me of when I used to hunt waterfowl.

It means he drinks a lot of beer sometimes.

If only you were closer, I'd snatch all that up.

Marsh gas at low tides.

So much MAGA

My business atty/tax prep guy moved to Florida two years ago and it's not working out. So, now I'm shopping around for another tax guy or gal. Don't even mention H&R. I need someone smarter than a house plant. An office anywhere between Middletown to Ocean Twp would work.

I get excited on the very rare occasion I do this at 200 yards. I can't even imagine what it takes to do a .10 MOA group at 1000. https://www.gunsamerica.com/digest/benchrest-shooter-1000-yard-group/

The problem is too many weak minded people have been conditioned to buy anything they want on impulse because, they deserve it. Your life will be miserable with anything less than the latest iphone. Must keep up appearances with a new car every two or three years, make sure you get something you can barely afford. You work soooo hard, don't cook when you get home, eat out, take it easy, you deserve it. Is Trump bringing you down, are you very very very sad, go have a spa weekend to shake that icky TDS, you deserve it. Our society has developed a culture of living in the moment instead of looking ahead and contemplating the consequences of immediate self gratification. The advertisers push push push, and suckers keep buying, buying, buying, even what they can't afford to. Believe me, I know, I used to be one of those suckers. Basically, living hand to mouth is a bit like over eating, except you are eating your account balance and your future.

Or.... you could right click the LINK and select COPY LINK. Then paste it into email.

I tried to wise yous guys up four years ago, when PSA (and some others) started demanding FID for shotgun and rifle ammo because NJ put pressure on them. Back then, they caved to NJ, and ya'll said "stop being a troublemaker, just send your FID. Then I explained there was no handgun ammo in my orders, and ya'll repeated, "stop being difficult, it don't matter, it's no big deal, what's the problem". Well... Guess what, it matters now, don't it? I tried to warn yous guys about the dem's incremental squeezing.

20 oz pan seared Porterhouse, pan fried seasoned butter garlic fan tail shrimp, oven roasted seasoned tiny potatoes, sauteed zucchini, and scratch home made apple pie for dessert. No, we did not go out to eat. I fucking LOVE my new kitchen. No pictures of food, but I expect taking a rather large dump today. I'll post that, I guess.

Does nobody see the irony that the tomb of at least one soldier kia in germany is being guarded with a german sidearm? Did the US run out of 1911s?

Ya, that urban dictionary isn't from Sicily. Its Va fa Napoli or fongool, or vaffanculo (like a german word smush Va+fan+ culo). They are all derived from a common idiom, but have different meanings depending on the situation. respectively,1) Go to Naples aka go to hell, 2) Oh hell or fuck or shit or maybe RATS!, and lastly 3) go fuck yourself. That last thing was not me telling you to go fuck yourself, vaffanculo literally means go put your dick in your own ass. Literally.

Look, I get it, you are new around here so we will let this one slide. Just for future reference, when the godfather invites you to his daughters wedding, you go. Capiche?

The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named, Pelosium. Pelosium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude with more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium

A (as in one) sticker. Where is that sticker anyway? Hmmmm? You... you, sticker blocker!

slut.

https://www.salemcountynj.gov/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/reso-066-min.pdf It sez dis.

I was not in my right mind. I was drunk and you told me my eyes are pretty. That's when you asked me to tell you again how good your meatloaf is. You took advantage of me #Meetooo #meatloaftoo

Take it to a few ranges with a huge for-sale sign on it.

If your daughter is wearing a bra that size when she's a teen, it's going to take more than a picture of a cross dresser with poor trigger discipline to keep the dogs at bay.

There was something here, but it's not here anymore, so here's a picture of slippers made of kittens.