17 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

It was the marine 

58 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

 

Ok.... both funny 

 

Think FoxNews will give the HodgeTwins a 5 minute slot at 9PM every night?? 

Give them a whole hour!!!

4 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

I want my stapler!!!

24 minutes ago, Zeke said:

I want my stapler!!!

 

12 minutes ago, Handyman said:

 

 

58 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

And my stapler is pneumatic full auto!!!

Now that's some funny stuff!

The American Medical Association debated whether the country should be re-opened. Here are the results by medical specialty. 

*Allergists were in favor of scratching the idea.
*Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 
*Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it.
*Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. 
*Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
*Ophthalmologists considered the idea very shortsighted. 
*Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" 
*Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!
*Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
*Radiologists could see right through it. 
*Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
*Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. 
*Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.
*Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
*Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. 
*Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
*Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision to the assholes in Washington.