No moon window?

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

No moon window?

Oh shit

Greenday looked down in the dumps, and his friend AVB asked him what was the matter.

“My wife is pregnant again,” sighed Greenie. “This is the eighth one. I have no idea how I’m going to afford another mouth to feed!”

AVB realized Greenie’s predicament and suggested, “Perhaps you should consider getting a vasectomy.”

“I already did,” replied Greenie. “All it did was change the color of the babies.”

13 hours ago, Zeke said:

No moon window?

Don't you mean moon pie?

 

I am against picketing, but I don't know how to express it.

-Mitch Hedberg

 

5 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Now THAT'S social distancing!

 

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asked the rabbit what he wants.

The rabbit says "I don't know. I'm only here because of autocorrect".

A horse walks into a bar and sits down.  The bartender asks "hey, why the long face?"

Ok, I have noticed that 3 months of isolation is really wreaking havoc on people's sense of humor

5 minutes ago, MartyZ said:

Ok, I have noticed that 3 months of isolation is really wreaking havoc on people's sense of humor

2 hours ago, AlDente67 said:

A horse walks into a bar and sits down.  The bartender asks hey,  the horse says "yes please"

Sorry, couldn't resist.

@Zeke ‘s ‘artisan’ combination bbq grill/beer cooler. 

2 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

@Zeke ‘s ‘artisan’ combination bbq grill/beer cooler. 

Oh hell ya!

reminds me of Texas 

37 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Oh hell ya!

reminds me of Texas 

 

9 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

 

Wait ...

That's one of Stretchin' Gretchen's patented moves !!

That one was disturbing.

 

Q:  Why does the new Polish Navy has glass-bottomed boats?

A: So they can look for the old Polish Navy.

<rimshot>

2 hours ago, njJoniGuy said:

Wait ...

That's one of Stretchin' Gretchen's patented moves !!

I’m SO not gonna go there with a comment like ‘wrong orfice’, or anything like that....

29 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

That’s like winter in Texas

25 minutes ago, Zeke said:

That’s like winter in Texas

A cold winter in Texas 

Wouldn't be surprised if Joe has a standing reservation in the Vroom Building for his visits to the PRNJ.

22 minutes ago, SmittyMHS said:

2020 has been a no lube experience thus far

18 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

That made me laugh...thank you.