I don't get what's funny about the last two?

That would be an awesome sign to see in a window. Sadly I think it is photoshoped because of the random parts in bold.

That is possible though if you read just the bold words the letter still makes sense, but the important parts stand out. So it could go either way.

I love it and will share it with all my family in Norway,Denmark and Sweden as they still insist on donning that silly,plastic Viking hat with horns when they get drunk.

I love it and will share it with all my family in Norway,Denmark and Sweden as they still insist on donning that silly,plastic Viking hat with horns when they get drunk.

 

That CGP Gray Youtube channel is the bomb

I love it and will share it with all my family in Norway,Denmark and Sweden as they still insist on donning that silly,plastic Viking hat with horns when they get drunk.

 

This guy should do a little more research before making his absolute conclusions. Why would a Viking wear a Horned helmet? The same reason they had dragon heads carved on the Prow

to SCARE THE HELL OUT OF SUPERSTITIOUS SAILORS. If you thought "devil" is after you, how well would you fight. The reason the helmets are not found on Battle sights is that the Vikings weren't stupid they had a different helm for a knockdown drag out battle.

 

WOW DAMN O_O

OSHA APPROVED

This guy should do a little more research before making his absolute conclusions. Why would a Viking wear a Horned helmet? The same reason they had dragon heads carved on the Prow

to SCARE THE HELL OUT OF SUPERSTITIOUS SAILORS. If you thought "devil" is after you, how well would you fight. The reason the helmets are not found on Battle sights is that the Vikings weren't stupid they had a different helm for a knockdown drag out battle.

Viking lore and museums are sort of my thing and I have been through dozens from Bergen to Turku and have yet to see a burial helmet,battle helmet with horns. Horns were ceremonial and sacred for drinking not wearing. There was one tapestry depicting a chieftain's burial where a horned helmet was worn but that was the only one.

In all honesty,I've worn the helmet but only under the influence of Aquavit and cold beer.

 

Almost pissed myself when I.saw this check it out

well that clip made my day a little better thank you for the only laugh I had today

Almost pissed myself when I.saw this check it out

They're pretty hot!

Not quite sure is the belongs here or in the cool picutre thread but it is definitely worth sharing

If a grill came out of the back that would be an awesome tailgate vehicle

This guy should do a little more research before making his absolute conclusions. Why would a Viking wear a Horned helmet? The same reason they had dragon heads carved on the Prow

to SCARE THE HELL OUT OF SUPERSTITIOUS SAILORS. If you thought "devil" is after you, how well would you fight. The reason the helmets are not found on Battle sights is that the Vikings weren't stupid they had a different helm for a knockdown drag out battle.

 

I'm kind of a history buff. The clip is 100% correct about the Vikings helmets. The horns were added by Renaissance artists and costume designers for operas.

A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was

robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and

raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says,

“I can’t believe they screwed my wife after only five beers!”

 

 

 

Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail.

I got locked up for punching the fugg out of this idiot at a party.

In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from

10, your instincts kick in.

 

 

 

The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip

away, do you think about me?” Apparently “ Only to stop

myself from cumming too quickly ” wasn’t the right answer.

lmao

Parenting Fail

Parenting Fail

 

That isn't a parenting fail. It is a parenting win. It is clear she likes Ashley and wants a grandchild!