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Daily humor thread

Maksim
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    1 minute ago, CMJeepster said:

    10lbs in a 5lb bag.

    Alternatively...

    "No, you were just doing your impersonation of two pounds of baloney in a one-pound bag."

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    Other than I could never get past the "used" part, I certainly wouldn't mind trying.

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    6 hours ago, Downtownv said:

    Other than I could never get past the "used" part, I certainly wouldn't mind trying.

    Used also means broken in, like a nice pair of boots or a saddle.

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    53 minutes ago, brucin said:

    Used also means broken in, like a nice pair of boots or a saddle.

    Or like a crusty old baseball mitt, after years of being subjected to oils, spit, and sweat.

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    21 hours ago, 10X said:

    Or like a crusty old baseball mitt, after years of being subjected to oils, spit, and sweat.

    I am SO not going there….

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    7 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

    Brace for impact!

     

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    Just now, Displaced Texan said:

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 

    So the Tabasco didn't help? :icon_twisted:

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    7 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen. 
     

     

    Tex, you've been in Jersey toooooo long!

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