A comedian was asked to define the word politics.

He said first you have to break the word down to it's root form. Poly is from the Greek meaning many.  And tics of course are blood sucking insects.

 

Political debates:

 

 

Two democrats working hard on solving global warming.

49 minutes ago, Scorpio64 said:

Two democrats working hard on solving global warming.

Even rednecks are smarter than these two.

Looks like Cheney got the boot.

Liz gets the bad news.

 

Might be a dupe.

 

 

 

JFC...

A very cranky woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. 
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. 
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it. 
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?" 
The husband said meekly,
"Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas."

 

55 minutes ago, Bklynracer said:

A very cranky woman "in her senior years" was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.
She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.
She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process. 
When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store. 
The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."
The judge then asked why she had done it. 
She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."
The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.
She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine! But why do you care about that?"
The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail -- one day for each peach."
As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.
The judge said, "Yes sir, what do you have to add?" 
The husband said meekly,
"Your Honor, she also stole two cans of peas."

 

I’m sending that to Mrs Tex! 

On 8/18/2022 at 2:52 PM, silverado427 said:

Might be a dupe.

 

 

 

After watching this,  I think that If we need to take a test to get a gun, and pay a fee, the same should be true for voting.