31 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

I think I saw that woman in the same outfit at a Walmart today!

1 hour ago, silverado427 said:

WTF is THAT? 

 

9 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

WTF is THAT? 

One cause of erectile dysfunction.

Hat tip: Gutfeld!

This one's for @Displaced Texan and other Lone Star residents.

In Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels with a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. 

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." 

For those that do not speak German, this means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." 

The rancher replied: "Use both hands!”

On 9/30/2022 at 5:21 PM, Bklynracer said:

Don't like the Va Va Va Voom

Now this is funny. I couldn't figure out for the life of me why you were quoting Ed Norton.

Then last night, I finally saw the entire Kathy Lee commercial.  It was the first one where I didn't hit mute or previous-channel in time.

24 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

This one's for @Displaced Texan and other Lone Star residents.

In Texas, there is a town called New Braunfels with a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. 

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." 

For those that do not speak German, this means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." 

The rancher replied: "Use both hands!”

LOVE it! 

Meanwhile, in Australia….

 

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

Meanwhile, in Australia….

 

Steal my beer you'll be sizzlin' in the pan.

12 minutes ago, brucin said:

Steal my beer you'll be sizzlin' in the pan.

BACON!

Pork Roll!!!!

We have at least three cats that can beat this record!

Californians move to Texas, Part 2. 
 

I’m dying!!

On 10/6/2022 at 5:37 PM, Displaced Texan said:

Meanwhile, in Australia….

OMG who here never stole 18 beers and fought a cow?

asking for a friend

 

 

15 hours ago, rifleman said:

 

What, me? Noooo….. wait, does cow tipping count? 

I found this funny…