Football season oldie

The Husband and Wife were getting ready to go to bed, as they laid there the husband got some gas pains and let go a fart, the wife asked what was that ..? The husband responded we are palying fart foot ball and the score is 7-0 , the wife later passed a fart and said score in 7-7 tie ... The husband got up and walked around, laid back down and let go another fart, said to his wife 14-7 , I'm winning ... The wife pushed all she could and let go another fart, said to her husband score now 14-14, little while later the wife let go a little tiny fart, she said Field goal , 17-14 ... The husband pushed and finally let out a juicy fart with chunks in it, the wife asks what the hell is that , husband says 1/2 time change sides.

41 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

 

Love all the other memes, but what case was this?

Charles practiced.

 

The artist formerly known as prince

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, FXDX said:

 

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Thanks for the morning laughs!!!!!!!

5 hours ago, FXDX said:

 

Welcome to Texas. Now go home. 

2 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Welcome to Texas. Now go home. 

That’s exactly what Governor Abbott should have said  and done when the border invasion began..

1 hour ago, FXDX said:

That’s exactly what Governor Abbott should have said  and done when the border invasion began..

Unfortunately, SCOTUS says that the federal govt is in charge of immigration and border security. 
 

That’s why Abbott is sending them to NYC/DC. 

 

https://twitter.com/mazemoore/status/1570943637365870592

 

I think this belongs here

https://nypost.com/2022/09/16/truck-believed-to-be-full-of-sex-toys-overturns-on-oklahoma-i-40-highway/amp/