She does exist......

http://d3ua5w5tomcvoa.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Real-Life-Meg-From-Family-Guy.jpg

I can watch this a 100 times and still laugh at how stupid some people are.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR_0bbtSM0w

 

Hope no one posted it before.

I have videos on my phone of very stupid people from the security feeds. It still amazes me

great one

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hsKvXtOf0A

you chiving bro

you chiving bro

 

I use to check chive, but i couldnt get past the obsessive cult following it brought with it. Some pics come from sites that regurgitate funny pics from the net.. and some reddit goodness mixed in

Not sure if this fits under funny or cool so I'll stick it here

Not sure if this fits under funny or cool so I'll stick it here

 

Oldie but Goodie.

BBC NEWS

 

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

 

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

 

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

 

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands , Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up.

 

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland , Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

 

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

Haha

^^^^^^^^^

 

lol...that didn't take long

Glock finally gets one right <ducks and covers>

 

Why would you ruin the magic?!?!!? sigh.. back to the interwebz i go.

 

 

ohh and.

 

Glock finally gets one right <ducks and covers>

 

^^^^ THAT is an abomination. Blasphemy!

Massive Manure Pile Delivered to Ohio Democratic Offices

 

Happy Halloween!

 

Glock finally gets one right <ducks and covers>

 

 

+1 maybe now I will buy a glock, just maybe