Picard Facepalm..... and more:

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The Fast and the Furious: Amish Drift

Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my L.I. Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1...bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.

 

Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver

 

Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

This has some NSFW traces. forewarned

 

 

 

Dumb ways to die railroad safety video.

Best thing Ever I am so stealing that!

That sword would slice his finger and then deflect when the sword guard hit.... fail

 

that's a classic

That sword would slice his finger and then deflect when the sword guard hit.... fail

 

Analyzing something made for a photo that was never intended to be real, or work...fail.

 

 

Where's the boombox and underglow's?

For anyone that serves as the family tech guru:

 

For anyone that serves as the family tech guru:

 

 

Oh god, the horror. The horror! I've personally had to deal with everything on that list. I've seen a browser that was more toolbar than browser.