Earlier today was looking for slings and came across this, I still haven’t found any slings but thought the guy covering his buddy's face was hilarious. complete post below

 

 

 

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

 

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

 

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

 

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

 

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.

 

He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

 

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to put it?'

 

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

 

Not very many people know this.

 

I would only post this hear as humorous.

 

Suck it limey.

 

And yet some people wonder why dogs turn on their owners. LOL

 

Zombie Linus lost part of his skull but he stll has his blanket. LOL

 

Suck it limey.

 

how true is this?

 

I love dobermans, some day I will have one or two red ones

how true is this?

 

Very true...I hate trying to explain the second amendment to people, some just refuse to get it

some people....

 

^haha

That is very good.

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