And, and, and

Wtf is this " zeeker" shit?! Siderman used that on me with cx 4 stuff

It's jus ZEKE

Jus sayen

Now it's gonna be zeeker for like ever

I thought it was all the pictures of David Hasselhoff.

 

Ok, now that's jus weird

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Lol@ Zeeker!!! That's what I'm gonna call you from now on!!

Zeke's first night alone

 

 

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Well ZEEKER I drank all the beer waiting by my phone and still NO invite.........any pics of the cousins?

Yep, with friends like this

Well ZEEKER I drank all the beer waiting by my phone and still NO invite.........any pics of the cousins?

Never pm'd contact. It was a rager

Cousin pics or ban!

Zeeker,

 

I think I saw Mrs. Z in a few of the videos at DancingBear.com

 

Just Sayen...

Zeeker,

 

I think I saw Mrs. Z in a few of the videos at DancingBear.com

 

Just Sayen...

That ain't right...

I'd hang out with you Zeeker, but I'm a bit out of commission at the moment.

Uggggg.

Make sure whatever you do, Zeekie, to take copious notes. My wife is off to Europe for 10 days this summer. 

 

Other day someone asked, "WTF are you crazy? Why don't you go?" I smiled. They smiled back. Dear me. 

I've been married along time.

I don't remember how to be a bachelor anymore.

Throw a kegger. 

I've been married along time.

I don't remember how to be a bachelor anymore.

Change underwear every four days.  In, out, front, back, change.

Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups.

Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home.

https://www.merrymaids.com/

If there isn't empty beer cans/bottles and pizza boxes all over the place...you're doing it wrong. 

Change underwear every four days. In, out, front, back, change.

Eat everything with disposable plates and silverware, and cups.

Make sure garbage goes out once before she comes home.

https://www.merrymaids.com/

+1000000] for merry maids!!!! Back in high school I threw a huge party and collected 5 bucks at the door which paid for the merry maids and more beer.......... allegedly

ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey?

ZEEKER!!!!!! Whatcha doing tonight? Beer? Pizza? Cigars? Whiskey?

He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood.  Doctor asked what he was doing all day.  He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos

He went to the doctor today seeing about his orange manhood. Doctor asked what he was doing all day. He answered he was just sitting around watching TV and eating cheetos

Bahahahaha!! Hell, if I could have, I would have done the same thing!!

I took my son to jiu jitsu, then sat at home eating pretzels and drinking beer the rest of the day...come at me!

Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck.

No milk, I now like my coffee black!

 

I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work"

Hmmn, that looks more like vacation!

Rain ceased , I was finally able to finish a deck.

No milk, I now like my coffee black!

 

 

 

 

I keep getting these random beach pictures with umbrella drinks from my wife. Calling it "work"

Hmmn, that looks more like vacation!

Send her pictures of a beer, and the TV volume over whatever level she usually starts complaining the TV is too loud. That's just like vacation for us!

She's seen them via face time.

 

It's very interesting. First couple of days, text constantly and calls often. Around mid terms, not soo much. Lol

This happened last year also.

She's seen them via face time.

 

It's very interesting. First couple of days, text constantly and calls often. Around mid terms, not soo much. Lol

This happened last year also.

That's when she met Fernando.

 

 

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The pool boy,

" fresh towel Mrs Z? You need sunscreen application?" " another fruity drink perhaps?"

Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero.

Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero.

And chlamydia. Don't forget chlamydia.

 

 

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