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Mrs z is gone for 10 days

Zeke
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Zika. Been stung 3 times

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    Wow. You HAVE been married a long time. You're awfully relaxed about Fernando - with his chiseled abs, sultry bedroom eyes and wicked ways. Mrs. Z is my new hero.

    The older she gets, Fernando stays the same age.....

    Wouldn't smoldering eyes, like a thunderstorm of passion churning with the tides of his loins, um, be ( I need the word, onomatopoeia is close)..

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    That's when she met Fernando.

     

     

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    "There was something in the air tonight...the stars were bright...Fernando!!!"

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    Boom.....

    You are

    Unkind!

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    "There was something in the air tonight...the stars were bright...Fernando!!!"

    can always call out a Texan.

    " the stars are bright..... clap, clap, clap.... deep in lthe heart of Texas!

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    Is that Mipa?

    I'm soooo fuked

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    +1000000] for merry maids!!!! Back in high school I threw a huge party and collected 5 bucks at the door which paid for the merry maids and more beer.......... allegedly

    See 10/10

    Deep in the absences of Alloway I'd throw parties where girls drank for free. Not only did the cum and stay, they cleaned the morning after....

    Obviously our business models have a differing dynamic...

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    I'm at the Tilted Kilt in Fredrick, Md. Come in down, Zeeker, and the rest of you guys, I'm buying!!!

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    Md is like rape central right now! Look out for Fernando and his father!

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    Sooo moving on

    Bacon

    Egg

    Burger

    Cheese

    Call it a a po boy down south wherest they don't know/ familiar with pork roll.

     

    Wtf is this chit! Who da hell buys turkey patties!!!!

     

    Heads are gonna roll! Heads are gonna roll I'm tellen ya!

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    Does everyone else know Zeke never makes sense but we all know what he's talking about? Or just me...

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    I make change, never sense

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    Does everyone else know Zeke never makes sense but we all know what he's talking about? Or just me...

    I think he just burned through his "Take Out Allowance" and just had his first look in his freezer.

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    Summabitch! It's like he's here.

    Chinese and pizza was gone by yesterday. Still have some wonton thoupe.( seriously who, who eats the thoupe?)

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    Summabitch! It's like he's here.

     

    With such an obvious WiFI password, I don't need to be.

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    soliloquy!

    No, that's Avb and Newton

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    alliteration

    No, that's soooo iambic pentameter.

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    delineation

    Ha! Nailed it. Thanks Mrs p

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    soliloquy!

    No, that's Avb and Newton

    To pee or not to pee...

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    No!

    That's onomatopoeia!

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    Ya know.... today is 03/30.  I gather your wife is returning in two days, right?  Have you figured it out yet???  :D

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    Sunday.....

    But, but, good sir, what are you implying?

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    non sequitur

    noun

    a logical conclusion that does not follow from the premises

    The proposal was good up till the end, where it finished with a non sequitur.

    a reply that has no relevance to what preceded it

    The politician answered questions with non sequiturs.

     

    HE, nah,I'm not that complicated

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    Sunday.....

    But, but, good sir, what are you implying?

     

    Nothing.... Just wondering if you had decided what you wanted to do while your wife was gone.... because, as of Sunday, she won't be.... :D

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    Well.

    Coffee

    Rumchada( what? I'm out of milk)

    Donuts, the ones with the rat turds on top.

     

     

    And, tacitos? What the hell is this?

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