Another reason why I don't do Facebook or Tweeter or Instagram or MySpace. 

1 hour ago, Ray Ray said:

Step 5.  Make a baby that night.

Nooooooooooooooooo

1 hour ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Ohhh... all I'll say is: how could you boys take this sweet, innocent original post (a childlike joy of Christmas presents)... and turn it into something so nasty? It's like some kind of rare talent or something (I suppose)....

Oh come on. Being a tad melodramatic. There have been lots of threads that start with childlike wonder and end with Zeke sticking a peanut butter into his nether regio.....hmmm.  Never mind. 

11 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Oh come on. Being a tad melodramatic. There have been lots of threads that start with childlike wonder and end with Zeke sticking a peanut butter into his nether regio.....hmmm.  Never mind. 

Full disclaimer! V9 brought up both peanut butter and vibrator. I jus go with the flow, ya know.

36 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Nooooooooooooooooo

Okay, I tried.

Just now, Ray Ray said:

Okay, I tried.

Lol. Infant twins tend to take the tarnish off the idea of more kids. 

1 minute ago, voyager9 said:

Lol. Infant twins tend to take the tarnish off the idea of more kids. 

I hear you on the one. 6 months after that happened I got fixed..lol

5 minutes ago, BlueLineFish said:

I hear you on the one. 6 months after that happened I got fixed..lol

Took you six months?  I contemplated it after the third ultrasound. 

Wow, that heavy and comes with batteries. I know what it is! I just got one myself!

3 hours ago, Mrs. Peel said:

The depths of depravity around here NEVER ceases to amaze me! True dat.

#2 Rule of the Universe:

All men are pigs.

 

Don't ask what Rule #1 is unless you really want to know.

On ‎12‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 3:33 PM, voyager9 said:

Given the size I was thinking vibrator but she said it was for me... which made me a little concerned. 

Hell with that those things will chip your teeth!!