Zipper seriously does not stay up!

I know ever since Newton invented gravity things eventually come down. But but this zipper must have a g force accelerant. Idk.. it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

your thoughts

TIA 

 

2 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Zipper seriously does not stay up!

I know ever since Newton invented gravity things eventually come down. But but this zipper must have a g force accelerant. Idk.. it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

your thoughts

TIA 

 

On mens jeans the zipper is in the front. 

Just now, silverado427 said:

On mens jeans the zipper is in the front. 

No shit

3 minutes ago, Zeke said:

No shit

Try locktite 242 on your skinny jeans.

1 minute ago, silverado427 said:

Try locktite 242 on your skinny jeans.

Bro.. not emo jeans.. was thinking brake clean. But that could get messy

These must be his Work Jeans....................

 

Pics?

Don't flatter yourself that's a small problem not a huge problem

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

Wait, aren't they suppose to be worn like that?

You know that zippers have a lock, right?

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Use a bungee cord between zipper and your suspenders. 

 

1 hour ago, Zeke said:

it’s a frustrating; breezy problem.

My suggestion, just wear your apron when you go out, problem solved:

 

I have a T50 staple gun, stop by and I’ll fix you up 

22 hours ago, voyager9 said:

Use a bungee cord between zipper and your suspenders. 

I was thinking the same thing, except bottom lip instead of suspenders...

20 minutes ago, Handyman said:

I was thinking the same thing, except bottom lip instead of suspenders...

I like your thinking. Plus with the lip piercing he doesn’t even need more hardware. 

Interesting twist on trouser trout gentlemen 

8 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Interesting twist on trouser trout gentlemen 

Leave your Prince Albert out of this. 

37 minutes ago, voyager9 said:

Leave your Prince Albert out of this. 

In Zeke's situation, it's just called a Prince Al (for short).

Maybe you should size up as needed. 

Start wearing yoga pants..

4 hours ago, glockncolts said:

Start wearing yoga pants..

Zeke in Yoga Pants - now my mind is bleeding...............

Oh boy do those look comfortable. Particularly in this warm weather!

11 hours ago, glockncolts said:

Start wearing yoga pants..

If I could I dig that mental image out of my head with a grapefruit spoon.

7 hours ago, silverado427 said:

Are not those @Mrs. Peel pants?

7 hours ago, JT Custom Guns said:

Zeke in Yoga Pants - now my mind is bleeding...............

Cerebral hemorrhage 

^ I tried putting Clorox in my ears but it's not working.........

29 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Are not those @Mrs. Peel pants?

No... but he should definitely be dating my avatar. They'd be a fine-looking leather-clad couple. 

I really wish I could see the face that goes with the rest of that pic. Someone finally posts eye candy on here for the ladies...such a rare event... and they go and lop his head off? WTH?

1 hour ago, JT Custom Guns said:

^ I tried putting Clorox in my ears but it's not working.........

Sharp pencil?