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I heard it helps the turds slide out easier. Conserves TP.

That's what I rinse with when I brush my teeth.

I'm not sure it this pineapple is worried about Corona... or hiding from Zeke.

If all the stuff in that video is true, it's some scary shizz. The cure is worse than the disease.

Might even be some pangolin in there. Cook that shizz well done!

You saw this guy???

Second 3 and 4. It's irrational, but I'm not comfortable with takeout food right now. I figure I can shop for myself and be in "code orange" mode in the supermarket. Never know what some other food handler is doing.

Agreed - good thinking. Adhesive power should enhance filtration efficiency.

I've been using Saran wrap and definitely found that to be true.

Sadly that may be true. I would not work without gear. Either you supply it, let me supply my own, or I stay home. I'm not wearing a trash bag for a gown and a torn off report cover for a face shield. This is supposed to be an emergency. If you want to stand on policy, get bent.

Another real bummer might be on 20 or 30 years when all these people that had it bad develop pulmonary fibrosis.

Along with Hackensack Meridian, that's another dirtbag healthcare system run by jerkoffs and mafiosi.

I solved the whole "mask problem." I just wear a snorkel. I put it on upside-down and stick the end down my shirt. Each shirt gets you another 33 Ns. Three shirts and you are up to N96. Who needs an N95 mask?

Is cobol also backed by Satan?

After the COBOL stations are all manned, they will be calling up the fax machine operators.

Haha suckers! I just turned my thermostat up to 170. Now I just have to wait this out and I'm good to go!

Holy crap, cobol is still around? NJ must be running things on a Commodore 64 with a cassette drive.

That's approaching the Chicago shooting rate. That's the best time to try out Zeke's crockpot pineapple ribs.

That's my life's motto.

Liberals are all worried about overpopulation and carbon credits and all that. They' probably be happy if a few hundred million people died. You know, for mother earth.

We're just trying to elevate people and expand consciousness and all that.

All this talk of Taylor Ham reminds me - did anyone used to eat that "chicken roll" stuff they used to have in the deli like 40 years ago? It was like all the beaks, feet and anuses ground up and glued together. Good stuff.

Stay safe, brother!

It's like 80% dudes...

Tinder is a sausage-fest.