Handyman

Shopping in Texas:

Donald knows....

Greenie can't seem to grasp the difference between theory and reality.

Never trust a French guy when he tells you "just the tip"

Wow, I almost forgot cold duck. Someone gifted me a bottle once. I couldn't drink it because it tasted like Hoppes #9. I re-gifted it to the dorm drunk and even he couldn't choke it down. And he could metabolize pain thinner. Boone's is good, but Night Train is still king. Whooooo whoooo. Now departing on track 1, one way ticket to nowhere. All aboard!

@AVB-AMG's wine cellar looks like this:

Really?

Damn! Beat me to it!

Makes me glad I don’t own any firearms anymore.

There's already at a least a couple of out of business companies on that list. I guess they already felt the dicklash...

Make sure you take lots of pictures in the ER after you nail your wang to your thigh.

That's what you get when all the "men" in a country are socialist pricks and poofters.

Bon voyage, mes amis. Don't forget to bring a bucket of snails for lunch.

It is much better straight from the tap.

Guilty as charged...

Easy solution: I'm toxic to pretty much everyone. No discrimination involved.

We should just send @AVB-AMG over with some some frog legs and fancy booze to calm things down.

Ammo, booze and cigarettes.

What kind of s***hole is Tulsa? "This is the second time I've shot someone, and I've escorted at gunpoint at least half a dozen people off the property," he said.

Wonder when we will see this one reported in CNN. Yuk yuk yuk.

Everything strange happens in Florida. I think this guy was partying with Zeke: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/23/gregory-matthew-bruni-naked-poop-masturbate-florida_n_2533967.html