Handyman

I was in an apartment once in the Midwest that had radiators. I had a window open with a fan blowing out 24/7 for months. I packed the frame around it with towels. No cold air got in. But you’re probably right, might not be good for a small house. It would probably suck cold air down the chimney to replace the warm air you blow out. When I finally took the thing out the window screen looked like a furnace filter.

Skip the filter - just stick it in a window and blow the dust outside. Make sure your vacuum is hepa filtered.

You’ll cook the motors, but they are pretty cheap.

Nah, just trying to keep people alive. I can’t stand people in real life. If all the aholes on this board smoke themselves to death I’ll have no social outlet.

If you want to get sll sciency about it, this isn’t necessarily the case. Smoking a cigarette temporarily paralyzes the mucociliary escalator responsibly for sweeping the lungs clean. If you smoke enough, you bascially shut it down 24 hours a day and the inflammatory toxic crap all just sits there. Lung parenchymal tissue is also not very regenerative. If you inflame it, you provoke enzymes like trypsin to chew up the tissue. This destroys the architecture of the lungs and causes emphysema. Inflammation can also lead to fibrosis, which is just as bad. The worst effect of smoking isn’t even on your lungs - it’s on your cardiovascular system. The majority of smokers will not get lung cancer, but they will die of heart attack and stroke.

You seem to imply that some people only go once a day?

I don't understand why hackers have any credibility. They are already thieves and extortionists. How hard would it be for them to slip hundreds of fabricated documents in among the stuff they release?

And just like that, the quest for 20,000 is off to a roaring start.

Zeeker, we all hope you are coming up with a doozy of a post for #10,001. We want to bask once again in your JarJar Binksian prose.

10,000 posts and still not equal to a single AVB-AMG post.

Not as much as if he had married a dude and forced a bunch of nuns to bake a schlong-shaped wedding cake.

"Michael Green, a 35-year-old Ohio resident" I bet he was on his way to Florida.

No reason to dread January 1 any more than I dread any other day in this scumhole state.

I try to get mildly drunk and argue with relatives I’d rather not see.

I can’t even touch this one. That meat looks too weird to eat. I’d stick with the cantaloupe.

If I recall correctly, this issue only affected a couple of production years.

So it's like a long range shotgun?

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Someone needs to do a clinical research trial titled “Wedding Cake: the Anti-aphrodesiac”

Engagement ring.... wedding ring..... suffering

Truer words have seldom been spoken.

Damn, you'll be a beatnik in no time.

I ain't a health nut by anyone's definition, but doesn't smoking food make it bad for you? Like an uber-carcinogen?

Don't throw shade at me. I didn't have it before you took me on that camping trip.

Damn, I saw the thread title and thought you were going to help me shake off the herpes.