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Attach a fish tape to the old stuff and when you yank it out it will thread a line to pull the new stuff through. And yeah, that is probably asbestos...

The one nice thing about NJ is that you can move just about anywhere and improve your life dramatically.

I laughed and laughed when I read that. You, sir, are a poet.

If you are an NJ resident applying for a Florida CCW and you happen to be in Florida, will a LEO down there do prints for you?

I would deduct everything but $2000. That is what taxes on my place would be in a free state, so that must be the fair market value.

Dumb enough to believe him, dumb enough to vote for him. They are dumb enough to try anything he says.

Take that, Under Armor:

From your lips to God's ear. Because whatever dirtbag the other side is able to dredge up and run will be an absolute nightmare.

I wouldn't even buy golf tees from Dick's anymore. They suck. The only reason they are still around is Sports Authority went under. Hopefully they are not far behind. Go to Modells

Just wait until Oprah announces she is in. Every dimwit in the nation will be behind her.

Crabgrass is already out in force....

Sounds like that recipe is sponsored by the American College of Cardiology.

Is there such a thing as asshole privilege? I hope not, because I have been missing out all these years.

Riiiiight. And there’s no such thing as ticket quotas, either.

Classy lady!

Zeke, if she is growing up brain dead, she is part of the problem...

I've been waiting my whole adult life for that, Cap. I still don't see it coming.

It was intended to be satire, but it has proven prophetic: Sadly with liberals in charge, so will 1984 and Brave New World

Nothing new. I was at a wake like 10 years ago and some people had shorts and t-shirts. Never had seen anything like it...

Uh oh. You’re probably drinking dookie in addition to walking in it.

You guys are nice. If my backyard was full of dookie water I’d be calling in an AC-130 gunship on his house.

What did the guy say that is inaccurate? Screw guns - NJ sucks in almost every way suckiness can exist. Only problem is PA won’t be far behind.