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Bullet just ricocheted around his empty noggin.

Morris Township is nice, but if your kids are going to Morristown High School there has been friction between blacks and hispanics. They are trying to turn Morristown into a Hoboken type place.

If police do not have a warrant, do not open the door. Don't even speak with them except to say "thanks for serving." Slide them your lawyers card under the door.

I think I spotted one in the swamp behind my house:

You know what they say, laddie: any port in a storm.

Meh, soccer is for European poofters.

Sheesh, if you are that worried just do the tuck, like the Silence of the Lambs guy.

But the hot brass is only usually an issue if one goes down your shirt. No shirt, no problem.

Is it clothing optional? I like to shoot in the raw.

In the fire academy they had a specific lecture about responding to a potential meth lab. The proprietors would often deploy anti-law enforcement traps for the swat team, like having nails and razor blades jutting out of windowsills. My favorite was that some places they would cut a big hole under each window and cover it with a rug. Climb in that window and you wind up in the basement with 2 broken legs.

That looks like the kind of thing that happens when you wear the safety knob off the end.

Only thing I’ve ever seen cause a thumb to look like that was hyper-masturbation. Just ask Zeke.

That's true. They pretty much don't do anything.

What need does this thing address? People who are too crippled to cast? Fishing is already as boring as shizz. Casting is half the excitement.

I'd say the findings they will discover have already been planned as a foregone conclusion, and they will be seeking out the data necessary to support their agenda.

I'd still call him, tell him to haul ass back to Texas, and hope they won't extradite him back to this commie state.

Now I know what I'm doing with all my used motor oil when the prick next door with the old oil tank goes on vacation. Yeee haaa!

This is why Trump wants to dump German cars. Deathtraps.

Frigging tornado magnets...

Thank heaven you’re ok Zeke! I thought AVB might have you locked up in a “bring out the gimp” trunk in his basement.

Damn, that fisheye lens reminds me of dropping acid in the 1970s.

It’s a selfish move when you have a family.

We need someone to do a welfare check on the Zeeker. We haven't heard his melodious prose in almost a month.

The fact of the matter is that mental heath is a crap shoot. Any honest psychiatrist will tell you that there is no way to meaningfully predict most homicidal or suicidal behavior. If you lock someone up for either, there is no way to predict whether they will do it again. Supposedly cops undergo fairly extensive mental evaluations yet a bunch still turn out to be crazy. You cannot decrease suicide by trying to take away the tools. The only way to make a difference is to breed psychologically resilient people. "Safe spaces," "trigger warnings" and "microaggressions" will not lead to this resilience. Current social policies in places like NJ will only cause suicide to markedly increase.