Posted this in another thread but figured it belonged here...hope most get the south park reference...

 

Oh god, the horror. The horror! I've personally had to deal with everything on that list. I've seen a browser that was more toolbar than browser.

 

I had one yesterday that only had about 25% of the screen as browser, the rest was toolbars. Also there were 5 different registry checker/cleaner/etc programs. And she wonders why it was so slow...

 

I'm so stealing this.

video

 

LMFAO!.

 

"I pity the stool"

 

Oh god, my sides have just launched towards russia.

Lol. Even movie posters are running out of ideas.

Wonder how NJMVC would cope with this and their strict standards for license photos for face recognition purposes.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWLlwgTxZHw

Dear Santa,

 

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X - Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 5 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

 

Merry Christmas,

 

Timmy Jones

 

* * *

Dear Timmy,

 

Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.

 

Merry Christmas,

 

Santa Claus

 

* * *

 

Mr. Claus,

 

Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation.

 

Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

 

Respectfully,

 

Tim Jones

 

* * *

 

Mr. Jones,

 

While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney's have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court.

 

Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.

 

Very Truly Yours,

 

S Claus

 

* * *

 

Now look here Fat Man,

 

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console,

my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

 

T - Bone

 

* * *

 

Listen Pizza Face,

 

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G - banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement.

 

You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in

you're ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

 

S Clizzy

 

* * *

 

Dear Santa,

 

Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.

 

Timmy

 

* * *

 

Timmy,

 

That's what I thought you little bastard.

 

Santa

 

LOL, love Reno 911

LOL, love Reno 911

 

X2 LMFAO, that show was great.

Great show

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