Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

 

Even that won't get me to see it

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.

 

He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...

 

Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

 

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

 

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

 

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

 

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

 

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

 

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

 

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir, I do.'

 

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

 

A: 'Yes, sir.'

 

Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lockyour locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

 

A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

 

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

I dont find that funny.

Its hilarious being I have been subjected to ridiculous lawyers trying to question my credibility

Its hilarious being I have been subjected to ridiculous lawyers trying to question my credibility

 

There you go, trying to start trouble again

There you go, trying to start trouble again

 

I didn't see that coming! LOL

Lets end this already.

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Gangster

Last one for 2012

Note: Not for the kiddies

 

I watched Ted this weekend, if you need good laugh try to watch this one

 

LOL! A&P feral cat colony...

 

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Reminds me of....

Best Les Mis review ever. And I totally agree (wish I'd written it)

 

http://imgur.com/AmK21

 

 

 

Saw this in Nassau, Bahamas

 

 

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Good 1

I hope that Windex bottle is set to fine stream and not spray

 

Nice, a Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back reference.

 

 

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For some reason this made me laugh. Movie poster on the metro park train platform.

 

No. I refuse to believe that people are that stupid. My faith in humanity is already in the negative.