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Do not google 2 girls 1 cup!

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23 minutes ago, Zeke said:

Do not google 2 girls 1 cup!

Did you know that AVB is the guy from the famous Goatse photo?

I think Greenie was the photographer.

37 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

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I don't use Google but with DuckDuckGo, a whole different thing comes up! Urban dictionary is even listed!

 

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1 minute ago, Zeke said:

I warned ya @Downtownv

yea, too late, I already been mooned,

I'll pass on that cup....

 

5 minutes ago, Downtownv said:

yea, too late, I already been mooned,

I'll pass on that cup....

 

Wait, you mean that “two girls and a cup” ISN’T about COV-19???!!! 
 

 

 

My bad. 

"Two girls 1 cup" is beyond even my taste for the distasteful!

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1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

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It says "two twin sisters", but I only see twin sisters.  There should be 4 OR they mispoke.

12 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

It says "two twin sisters", but I only see twin sisters.  There should be 4 OR they mispoke.

Idk . Two twin sisters kinda sounds like Bayonne “ yous guyz”

 

jus sayen 

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Think key word is "These" twin sisters meaning what's there 2 sisters. 

2 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

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You are a bad man, a very very bad man.

3 hours ago, Scorpio64 said:

You are a bad man, a very very bad man.

Yep. You just wait until Mrs. P gets a look at that!!!!  :peep:

11 hours ago, Ray Ray said:

It says "two twin sisters", but I only see twin sisters.  There should be 4 OR they mispoke.

 

10 hours ago, Bklynracer said:

Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

Think key word is "These" twin sisters meaning what's there 2 sisters. 

@djg0770, Daniel.  Thoughts?  You're the grammar policewoman.

And this one bears repeating ... to EVERYONE you know

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This is the correct version of that meme...

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3 hours ago, Scorpio64 said:

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It's really sad that a meme spread throughout the internet has a simple spelling mistake.

Engineer In Hell  An engineer dies . . . and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. 
 

The engineer is a pretty popular guy. 
 

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?" 
 

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." 
 

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here! " 
 

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on staff. I'm keeping him." 
 

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." 
 

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer?"
 

 

34 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

@Downtownv formatting.....again! Lol

Now you know NOBODY in Texas would know what that even means....well maybe the snowflakes in Austin.

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