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The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

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    The Cap is perplexed. Seriously... Zeke haikus? His eyes roll skyward.

  • Pork roll really tastes great Some idiots call it Taylor ham  They are so wrong always 

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5 minutes ago, fishnut said:

Pork roll really tastes great

Some idiots call it Taylor ham 

They are so wrong always 

Fishnut can not count.

It's five then seven then five.

It's not six, nine, six.

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17 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Taylor Ham wins big.

Oh, pink succulent temptress!

Pork roll is so slayed.

This is blasphemy!

No such thing as "Taylor Ham".

It's Taylor Pork Roll.

 

 

Taylor Ham isn't real,

It is called Taylor Rork Roll!

Check the packaging. 

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

This is blasphemy!

No such thing as "Taylor Ham".

It's Taylor Pork Roll.

 

 

Taylor Ham isn't real,

It is called Taylor Rork Roll!

Check the packaging. 

 

Thrown is the gauntlet...

The pork battle lines are drawn.

Enemies face off!!

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Last one before sleep, gotta get up at 4:30.....

 

V9 always has 

Answers to the questions that

lay deep in your soul.

Just now, High Exposure said:

Pork Roll is divine.

A gift from the Gods themselves,

as proof of their love.

Tears of mirth roll down.

Laughter I can't contain, yet...

Loyalty remains.

Just now, High Exposure said:

Last one before sleep- 

V9 always has 

Answers to the questions that

lay deep in your soul.

Sweet Slumber, H.E.

May haikus pepper your dreams..

Until tomorrow.

 

I hope this thread dies

It is making me go crazy

Death to all who post 

I like Beretta's 

Their action is the smoothest

Beats all other 9s

He finished the course

the gun is showed clear

i feel very safe

 

That fan is pricey!
The one I got is much less
Looks good in the room
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Can't beat this. It's wifi, motion, interfaces with the thermostat, Amazon Echo, you name it. Has the power of an airplane engine, but smooth. Perfectly balanced. I even was able to cut back the AC and Whoosh mode is awesome. :)


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Classic Bhunted.
Likes to play clever word games.
Give haiku a try?


I am....its running almost 24/7.... [emoji12]


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My Haiku fan whispers

Like words in the breeze

It keeps me cool

 

Better HE? [emoji12]

 

 

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37 minutes ago, bhunted said:

My Haiku fan whispers

Like words in the breeze

It keeps me cool

 

Better HE? emoji12.png

 

 

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Oh, bhunted! You, young man, get a D- ...and 3 days of detention! Did you even read the instructions? :facepalm:  line 1: 5 syllables... line 2: 7 syllables... line 3: 5 syllables

Example:

My new fan whispers. (5)

Its words form a sweet Haiku. (7)

It keeps me so cool. (5)

Please try harder!! Or... you'll be in summer school too. :D

Oh, bhunted! You, young man, get a D- ...and 3 days of detention! Did you even read the instructions? :facepalm:  line 1: 5 syllables... line 2: 7 syllables... line 3: 5 syllables

Example:

My new fan whispers. (5)

Its words form a sweet Haiku. (7)

It keeps me so cool. (5)

Please try harder!! Or... you'll be in summer school too. [emoji3]

I got it, just didn't try hard enuff.

I was close... working outside all day so here it is

 

Brain fried from sun today

Lack of a beer is no help

Maybe tomorrow

 

Maybe you can see some Haiku in my Zen project. Now I need to go make some lines. [emoji3]

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4 minutes ago, bhunted said:

I got it, just didn't try hard enuff.

I was close... working outside all day so here it is

 

Brain fried from sun today

Lack of a beer is no help

Maybe tomorrow

 

Maybe you can see some Haiku in my Zen project. Now I need to go make some lines. emoji3.png

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32eee534b2782b105864f90552c974c9.jpg

 

 

 

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You're a good boy, LOL... and I can see I was too hard on you. Your stunning extra credit project moves you up to a B-.

Woot-woot! Celebrate with a beer... or 2.

I read this whole thread
Now everytime I text
Sounds like a haiku


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