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The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

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I read this whole thread
Now everytime I text
Sounds like a haiku


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Use two ply.... when you Haiku. Lol


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You're a good boy, LOL... and I can see I was too hard on you. Your stunning extra credit project moves you up to a B-.

Woot-woot! Celebrate with a beer... or 2.

 

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This is a dedi

To Wife, Her Mom, My Grandma

Going on two months

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Still not done and I effing hurt! That make it worth an A+

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2 minutes ago, bhunted said:

This is a dedi

To Wife, Her Mom, My Grandma

Going on two months

-Still not done and I effing hurt! That make it worth an A+

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Well, you did add the finishing touch of a properly formatted haiku into the mix. Yep, you earned the A+. You get yet another beer... or 2.

Seriously, it's a beautiful project! :D

Well, you did add the finishing touch of a properly formatted haiku into the mix. Yep, you earned the A+. You get yet another beer... or 2.
Seriously, it's a beautiful project! [emoji3]

Thanks...
I wont pollute any more off topic here other than it started out where an 18' pool/black hole once was. Made use of the hole.
Cheers.


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Back to the Haikus.

Capt14k is sad,

his name is too long.

 

He meant to say...

 

O. M. G., enough!

You all need a break from here.

Haikus? Are you kidding?

7 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

Back to the Haikus.

Capt14k is sad,

his name is too long.

 

He meant to say...

 

O. M. G., enough!

You all need a break from here

Haikus? Are you kidding?

You tell him, HE!

More haikus for one and all...

More for me... and you!

Curmudgeons will try

But the light always prevails

Brains must keep working  

 

Back to the Haikus.
Capt14k is sad,
his name is too long.
 
He meant to say...
 
O. M. G., enough!
You all need a break from here.
Haikus? Are you kidding?


That was a cute one
But alas you went too far
It is five Not six

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This thread is the best

It is so entertaining 

P S Zeke for mod

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47 minutes ago, capt14k said:

 


That was a cute one
But alas you went too far
It is five Not six

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Damn! You are correct.

How could I be so foolish?

5, not 6, dummy....

11 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Jon said he hated

plastic guns from Austria.

Now he carries one.

 

Oh, you got jokes, huh?

Explain my Glock malfunctions

Despite the ammo

Those are fighting words

Fitness challenge you and me?

Just watch your hip, gramps

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A fitness challenge?

Don't think so. I'm old and fat.

That does not sound fun.

 

My advice above,

was tongue in cheek. You can shoot.

I'm sure its the gun.

 

You know I'm joking

And we know that cops can't shoot

Save for useless quals

Weights are too heavy 

And running makes me tired

I do not partake 

That one is ok
Glock and 1911
That is where its at

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A piston or gas

If it is not broke why fix

 too many options 

@Old School is so old

He sailed around Pangea

Oh not once but twice!

Need to buy lowers

Both TY and Tex say Mega

I trust them will do

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