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The Official NJGF Haiku Thread

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A slight variation on my last...

Father's Day dinner

Cruciferous vegetables

The dog thinks I stink.

 

The disgusted look on her face is priceless. 

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Have One Permit Left

What Should I Purchase With It

Anything But Glock

 

//flame suit on//

15 minutes ago, mustang69 said:

Have One Permit Left

What Should I Purchase With It

Anything But Glock

 

//flame suit on//

Heckler and Koch is

What you seek for salvation

From the evil Glock

Have One Permit Left What Should I Purchase With It

Anything But Glock

 

//flame suit on//

 

You want something old

With value with history

Not more me too guns

 

May I recommend

German, Finnish, World War II

Walter or Lahti

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, capt14k said:


You want something old
With value with history
Not more me too guns

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Thread has seduced Cap.

Look at him, posting away!

Now a Haiku pro.   :D

Thread has seduced Cap.
Look at him, posting away!
Now a Haiku pro.   [emoji3]


You quoted too soon
I made an edit to post
Another Haiku

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1 minute ago, capt14k said:

 


You quoted too soon
I made an edit to post
Another Haiku

Sent from my XT1585 using Tapatalk
 

 

A whirling dervish...

of Haiku proficiency.

I feel small, humbled.

56 minutes ago, mustang69 said:

Have One Permit Left

What Should I Purchase With It

Anything But Glock

 

//flame suit on//

I'll answer myself...

Want a Revolver

Anything Smith and Wesson

Old, Like New in Box

On 6/15/2017 at 1:25 PM, High Exposure said:

Fishnut can not count.

It's five then seven then five.

It's not six, nine, six.

Modified Haiku
Just add some more syllables
Poetic Licence  

5 hours ago, mustang69 said:

Have One Permit Left

What Should I Purchase With It

Anything But Glock

You can go German

Or even Italian too

Maybe USA?

3 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

You can go German

Or even Italian too

Maybe USA?

Why not a Czech gun

Check out the Swiss firearms

Choices abound sir

 

 

There is a thread on
Worst crash in our lifetime is coming
Quick, run for the hills

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Shawn has sighting of lion
Its no bobcat but a mountain lion

Some people love a cougar

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Wow, what a relief.

Dad-Bod is the new hotness.

Strange times we live in.

 

Yay! NICS is back up

Get my new Glocks tomorrow.

God, I hate waiting.

On 6/20/2017 at 8:38 PM, High Exposure said:

Yay! NICS is back up

Get my new Glocks tomorrow.

God, I hate waiting.

Damn, another Glock?

You are stuck in 98

Blocks are outdated

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47 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

Damn, another Glock?

You are stuck in 98

Blocks are outdated

So you keep saying.

I keep pressing the trigger,

and hitting the bull.

 

 

Meh, it could be worse.

I could be stuck on Mossberg

or Berettas. Yuck!

14 hours ago, High Exposure said:

So you keep saying.

I keep pressing the trigger,

and hitting the bull.

 

 

Meh, it could be worse.

I could be stuck on Mossberg

or Berettas. Yuck!

It could be better 

Plastic sights and trigger crunch

Better guns abound

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If you shoot your Glock

the trigger cleans up nicely.

Dry-fire polished.

 

Now, as to the sights,

Plenty of options out there.

Just pick what you like.

1 hour ago, High Exposure said:

If you shoot your Glock

the trigger cleans up nicely.

Dry-fire polished.

 

Now, as to the sights,

Plenty of options out there.

Just pick what you like.

Times have changed my friend 

Too many better options

Glock perfection is over

I

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