I already heard.

He couldn't contain himself,

He had to text me.

 

 

What kind of lower?

This is useless without pics!

You should know better...

Tex bought a Mega.

A forged lower receiver. 

Should have it next week. 

Two cups and a string

what this thread reminds me of

clubhouse to clubhouse 

1 minute ago, Zeke said:

Two cups and a string

what this thread reminds me of

clubhouse to clubhouse 

Bahahahaha!!

21 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Bahahahaha!!

Black sleek and goes deep

another thing heard today

that is what she said

2 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Peel posts some good shit,

timely and thought provoking.

Permit get used yet?

Like shells on a beach,

each begs examination.

Patience, Grasshopper!

28 minutes ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Like shells on a beach,

each begs examination.

Patience, Grasshopper!

Patience is Virtue.

But you are in New Jersey,

90 days flys by...

1 minute ago, High Exposure said:

Patience is Virtue.

But you are in New Jersey,

90 days flys by...

Livin' on the edge,

squealing up to the deadline.

Procrastinator!!!

1 minute ago, Mrs. Peel said:

Livin' on the edge,

squealing up to the deadline.

Procrastinator!!!

If you snooze, you lose.

I have snost, and I have lost.

Learn from my mistake.

I heard your sad plight.

Will phone barracks on Monday,

seeking extension.

7 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

If you snooze, you lose.

I have snost, and I have lost.

Learn from my mistake.

 

Election concerns.

Will my mags be limited?

The sky is falling.

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

you come to FL

Shoot that really cool shit too

Then you'll have some fun 

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

Election concerns.

Will my mags be limited?

The sky is falling.

Elections concerns

of how much people will take

exodus insured 

Point break good movie 

yet has relevance today

what is breaking point?

Lefty's are morose 

Clinton's loss made them insane 

Make our country great

. 

4 hours ago, High Exposure said:

@Rob0115

Rob makes me jealous.

SBRs and Suppressors.

All the coolest toys!

I replied Haiku '

because the thread's all haiku 

I used poor English 

I am really drunk

i ate lots of beef brisket 

now I may throw up

I made a mistake 

sorry 'bout the politics 

meant no disrespect

Haiku hurts my brain

Rather blather my dumb crap

in a simpler way 

No one can resist!

The Haiku Thread beckons us.

Siren woos sailor. 

 

Disaster is near.

Dark, addictive thread straight from...

H.E.'s twisted head!

Father's Day was great

bbq and lots of beer

sleep like a baby

These threads never end

Unless someone gets upset

I fear it is me

Had big bowls of beans
Many cans of nice cold beer
Flatulence is fun


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Haiku is da' bomb

diversion from politics

prespective changes

 

I love puppy dogs

they love you no matter what

thank God they can't talk

Roasted Brussel sprouts 

Cruciferous vegetables 

Farts are so much fun

Don't have to be smart

to think farts are funny. But,

you're stupid not to.

 

With apologies to Louis CK

Mrs Peel is right.

If three guys get together,

you get four fart jokes.

Fatluent father

fragrence finds family function

Feckless family flees

Alliterative haiku? Wonder if it's a thing?