1 hour ago, Zeke said:

5-7-5 

I fixed it!

Thanks, @Zeke I forgot my Haiku rules.

2 hours ago, voyager9 said:

We, as a forum collective, should require all future posts from Zeke to be in Haiku. 

Rather too ambitious a goal, don't you think? I'd be satisfied with decent spelling and grammar. 

I am thinking if I delete all of Zeke's posts that are under 3 words...... I could eliminate about 7000 posts..... 

Congratulations Zeke on 10,000 posts....!

Don’t mind those others who can't understand you.  I remember when you first started out working in the German Coast Guard a number of years ago.....   You have come a long way!

AVB-AMG

 

@ZekeCongrats.  I'm pretty sure that if I combined all the posts I have made on every forum I have belonged to, I might have a grand total of 10k, even as someone who only a few days ago reached the 1k mark here.

I mean, they mostly contain more than one word, but still...

There is a reason I graciously made you your own special avatar, even if you don't bother using it...

 

Now, I am a member of a forum where someone apparently has 1,010,135 posts as of writing this.  Which equates to ~238 posts a day, every day, for about 12 years.  I say this NOT AS A CHALLENGE, just as a warning for the rest of us that it could be much, much worse.

9 minutes ago, Malice4you said:

@ZekeCongrats.  I'm pretty sure that if I combined all the posts I have made on every forum I have belonged to, I might have a grand total of 10k, even as someone who only a few days ago reached the 1k mark here.

I mean, they mostly contain more than one word, but still...

There is a reason I graciously made you your own special avatar, even if you don't bother using it...

 

Now, I am a member of a forum where someone apparently has 1,010,135 posts as of writing this.  Which equates to ~238 posts a day, every day, for about 12 years.  I say this NOT AS A CHALLENGE, just as a warning for the rest of us that it could be much, much worse.

Challenge accepted!

Werd up! 9,768 posts to go for me!

You @Zeke would need another hiatus from yours truly to ever have a chance to catch me.  I, on the other hand, can catch Jackie Chan with a good weekend. 

On 1/1/2019 at 9:32 AM, Handyman said:

10,000 posts and still not equal to a single AVB-AMG post. 

...in word count.... 

AVB does 10k words in just the intro of his posts....

57 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

You @Zeke would need another hiatus from yours truly to ever have a chance to catch me.  I, on the other hand, can catch Jackie Chan with a good weekend. 

Like you. Jackie Chan is old news. Like driftwood on a beach

12 hours ago, Ray Ray said:

You @Zeke would need another hiatus from yours truly to ever have a chance to catch me.  I, on the other hand, can catch Jackie Chan with a good weekend. 

Says #2

@Ray Ray do you see me going after @bennj like you? Like a petulant child?

No! Because guys like him and I are jus better. Faster, stronger, smerter, and chics dig our style.

and you will become our bitch

@Ray Ray you’re a passenger on this bus, flying economy class , with an overweight baggage surcharge.

One day, when all of this is just dust in the wind, nothing said here will have any meaning.   

3529-2925 jus sayen Wonder Woman 

58 minutes ago, Ray Ray said:

One day, when all of this is just dust in the wind, nothing said here will have any meaning.   

That time was 9,999 Zeke-posts ago

1 hour ago, Ray Ray said:

One day, when all of this is just dust in the wind, nothing said here will have any meaning.   

MOST of what's said here NOW has no meaning.

Crap, cant believe i missed out on this. Been workin too much, fml.