Handyman

Yep, vehicle not driveable. It's like 10 years old and all pushed in so I think its history. Here's another question: if the cops call Joe Blow Towing, does your car have to go to his impound lot? Can you request/demand that your car be taken to another location? I never would have realized that a tower could potentially hold all your stuff hostage. Makes me want to keep my car a little cleaner. What happens if your effed up and go to the hospital and you have a briefcase/computer in the car? There could be eyeglasses, medications, anything, in there. Every day I lose a little more faith in humanity.

Somewhere up in Essex County. Tow guy was whoever was on contract to the town and called by the cops. Is it somewhat safe to assume the town would hire a shady ahole towing company?

I don't think so. 29 year old guy sitting at a traffic light, broad daylight, middle of the day, rear ended and probably totalled. No injuries. Cops said pick up the accident report in a few days.

He is the registered owner, so I don't know why the yard would get shi**y. Can you steal your own possessions from your own vehicle? If he "intrudes" onto the lot during working hours, what are the cops going to do? He has things like house keys and garage door openers in there.

Ok car shop folks - here's a question: If a towing company removes your disabled vehicle from the scene of an accident, do they have a legal right to prevent you from accessing the contents of your vehicle? My nephew was in a crash and went to get some odds and ends from his truck - mostly tools - and the guy running the lot said he could not. Who releases the vehicle contents? Cops? Insurance? Vehicle is paid off, driver was not at fault.

These are that special kind of noble cops that says "The judge will have to sort it out."

I'm only interested in Greenday because I heard his wife makes him wear one of those "Gimp" suits from Pulp Fiction.

South Orange is a big democrat town. Probably will not help the process.

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That's also a really good idea. I can usually get the patches tight enough I don't need the tape.

The video above is pretty much the method I use. Works very well. The mesh patches can have a little give to them and will create a hump like someone noted above. The only other thing I do is handwrite a little note about a suitcase with $100,000 being buried in the backyard and slip it in the hole. I figure if the next homeowner finds it when they remodel it will give them something to do on weekends.

Cut a piece of sheetrock slightly bigger than the hole. Trace around it on the wall around the hole. Cut along the tracing and you'll have near an exact fit. If there is no structure behind the hole you can screw to, stick a piece of scrap lumber through the hole and use construction adhesive to stick it across the back of the hole.

Every time I interact with "the law" I make it a point to scream, "You'll never take me alive!"

Maybe NJ passed a statute that requires ammo to be disorganized...

Yes, on an old Dell laptop.

In my youth I once had to let someone know that I was capable of unsavory things and I knew where he lived. The problem was solved. I imagine its over, Cap...

Only 5 gallons? That's like $17 bucks. Pour it down the drain and make it the sewage treatment plant's problem.

The Lord is still smiting them for the Civil War.

Crapple? Bah! You want to buy from a company run by a guy that thought he could cure pancreatic cancer with herbs and reiki?

Good advice. It makes the postnup a lot easier. Or just do what I did and don't have an assets. Anyone steals my identity I wager they'd give it back inside a week.

It's getting expensive for me to make my molotov cocktails.

If you lived next to the range, you probably wouldn't have to worry about the noise from the kettling ping.

My parents had two thermostats back in the day. They were fairly talented at running the AC and heat at the same time. On the plus side, they could really dial in the temp they wanted.

Sure there is. It just flickers, and puts out lots of smoke.