Handyman

Mainly because most patients are dickheads who don't follow advice and get themselves into trouble.

Pineapple? In meatloaf? Go wrap some bacon on that thing and we will pretend this never happened.

I'm looking for something that will reach Trenton from my parking lot. I'm a little out of howitzer range.

Thanks all - I guess I'll take a stab at it.

I'm trying to help a non-handy person fix a big gouge in a piece of exterior trim (car vs corner of house). Normally I would cut out a rectangle section with a router, stick in a dutchman and plane it flat. There are all kinds of videos of people just filling it with Bondo or WoodEpox. Anyone have any experience with these? Do they hold up?

I'm done too - been that way for years. Nothing more I want or need. Maybe someday something will come along, or I will move from this hellhole state and buy something fun, but I was never into buying for the sake of buying. Everything I purchased had a specific use in mind.

I sold all my 15 rounders and used the money to buy 30 rounders. Go big or go home.

I mixed up my Viagra and my iron pills again. Now my dork points north.

I'm not 100% sure that is the case. If a 2A supporter cracked a liberal college professor's head open with a lock, I'm pretty sure they would throw the book at him (unless perhaps the 2A supporter was in the country illegally).

Aside from intent, there is also an issue of negligence. Even if you have no intent but a reasonable person could conclude your action would lead to a bad outcome for someone, you still earned some blame. I might have no intent to hurt you if I try to shoot an apple off your head, but when it doesn't go well, there will be some 'splaining to do.

Zeke has multiple personalities. He's saving part 2 for when he puts on his dress and wig, like Norman Bates.

You left out congress.

All the fun is in the 1A...

Peel stole the election from Zeke. We need common sense moderator control. It's for the children. If it saves even one server, it is worth it.

New York is a scumhole full of losers.

Watching that lawyer get examined reminded me of something: My favorite line: Judge: "There's a real problem here." Lawyer: "I suppose so."

Chick-Fil-A. It drives certain political persuasions wild.

This year has been a bumper crop for nutsedge. Never seen anything like it...

Bug-B-Gone is good stuff. Blast your whole yard, and then double blast the perimeter.

Dildo.

In other states people probably fight to keep their home. Here, people probably just walk away. Small price to pay if you can escape from the Dirty Jerz.

Do you prefer Paine drunk, or Hillary and Barack sober?

Might have been once. Hopefully they never find any of my ex wives, or I'm in a lot of trouble.

Cheap, good mileage, reliable engine. If you get something like a Honda Fit or Toyota Yaris you get essentially the same mileage as a hybrid for $17,000.

Somewhere near Atlanta a couple years ago, three thugs with handguns are repelled - one killed - when a petite Asian lady unleashes a firestorm. This might have ended very differently if she did not have a weapon for home defense. Politicians also make a big deal about limiting capacity - how might that work in the face of three armed intruders?