mipafox
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I hate whitey. Snow is racist. I like the white women, though.
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Make it rain boys , for mipa..
Your wife taught me about the hallway, too, Zeker
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With that attitude, you sure you don't frequent the 295 Scenic Overlook near Bordentown?
I aint dealing with a snow mob for a little bit of booze. Not where my priorities lie. We're at DEFCON STUPID at this point. I got beer.
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Obviously you did not practice "Hall Sex" like my wife and I do. We pass each other in the hall and say, "F YOU!"
She didn't teach me that one. Just "Hotdog Down the Hallway"
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I shoulda bought booze. No way I am going out now, somebody in a mob will stab me over the last bottle of Jacquins.
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Now yer just screwin' with me
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That sounds right to my recall. 1 c 5 f
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Aren't they all!
Not on a day to day basis. But, when the chips are down, almost all of them.
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That's a good idea. I should have picked up a bottle of booze today. Ah, screw it. I'm ready.
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"FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ"
I had no idea what this meant and actually thought it was going to be about a cease and desist order against somebody with an afro or about the Big Foot Research Organization ("BigFRO") bfro.net
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If some Chinaman wants to watch video of my garage doors all day, God bless him.
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I like garage doors. Can I get in on this?
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Looks like we might get blasted.
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What happens if you get Glock Leg and Serpa Leg at the same time?
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Maybe he likes scenic overlooks.
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I kinda like the DC license plates.
"Taxation Without Representation"
Wasn't that a rallying cry a ways back?
It was the rallying cry. It was also bogus. We didn't want representation, and Franklin was told not to accept it. We wanted a lot of really pissed off people.
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Got roofies?
OK, I'll stop now.
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You better be careful with that!
Straight to and from plastered, no deviations allowed. That stuff can get you serious trouble!
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Boons Farm, Ripple, MD 20 / 20, bout my extent of knowledge.
Oh, you forgot a few good ones
Cisco is bottled by the nation's second largest wine company, Canandaigua Wine Co., in Canandaigua, NY and Naples, NY - the same company as Wild Irish Rose.
Known as "liquid crack," for its reputation for wreaking more mental havoc than the cheapest tequila. Something in this syrupy hooch seems to have a synapse-blasting effect not unlike low-grade cocaine. The label insists that the ingredients are merely "citrus wine & grape wine with artificial flavor & artificial color," but anyone who has tried it knows better. Tales of Cisco-induced semi-psychotic fits are common. Often, people on a Cisco binge end up curled into a fetal ball, shuddering and muttering paranoid rants. Nudity and violence may well be involved too. Everyone who drinks this feels great at first, and claims, "It's not bad at all, I like it." But, you really do not want to mess around with this one, because they all sing a different tune a few minutes later. And by tune, I mean the psychotic ramblings of a raging naked bum.
In 1991, Cisco's tendency to cause a temporary form of inebriated insanity led the Federal Trade Commission to require its bottlers to print a warning on the label (above right). The FTC also forced them to drop their marketing slogan, "Takes You by Surprise," even though it was entirely accurate. Read the FTC's full investigation on their own web page at this link. Since those days, Cisco is harder to find outside the slums, although the FTC's demonizing of the drink only bolstered its reputation for getting people trashed. Anyone who overlooks the warning and confuses this with a casual wine cooler is going to get more than they bargained for. Cisco will make a new man out of you. And he wants some too.
Our research shows that Cisco is actually the second best tasting of the five great bum wines, especially if you're having one of those hankerings for cheap Vodka, Jello and Robitussin. We must also note that Cisco is the best of all 5 bum wines at putting the darkest and puffiest bags under your eyes. The nuclear-tinted color of "Cisco RED" is reminiscent of diesel fuel. Most Cisco flavors are named by the fruit flavor that they are trying to emulate, but the one picture is simply called "RED." This chemical disaster will get your head spinning in no time. A test subject reports, "Strawberry Cisco has a bouquet similar to that of Frankenberry cereal fermented in wine cooler with added sprinkle of brandy for presentation." The sticky, sickingly sweet taste with a hint of antifreeze really comes through in the repellant taste of Cisco. Avaliable in various flavors, 375 mL and 750mL sizes. Down a whole 750 mL and you had better be ready to clear your calendar as you suffer through Cisco's legendary 2 day hangover.
More of our stuff is here
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Ray, that whole post is just silliness.
I just opened this to say, "Why is this thread still a thing?"
But lay off my Ray Ray. Separate issue.
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Does his fiance know he's a fagula?
Anyway, bring some salt and put it on the roe and leave them in the sun for a day or put them near the camp fire. You will catch crazy trout if you want to bait. Nothing like the bottled crap.
And...well, you know, watch your doorhandles and your butthole around the 'no strippers' bachelor.
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They'll take references from Russia and they'll like it.Interesting. Well, some habits are hard to break.
For comparison:
The Luzerne County sheriff definitely states they want a PA DL.
The Schuylkill County sheriff says submit the state form and my form acknowledging you know you'll be prosecuted if you lie.
The Monroe County sheriff requires references to be from Monroe County, and a copy of the 'Berkheimer' tax document.
Sure sounds like we still might be leaning towards a nation of men, not law.
What's on their website or some idiot tells you on the phone and what the law is are two different things. Guess what? They tend to follow the law. Except for some northerners that won't issue to non-residents because New Yorkers are A-holes.
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Schuylkill and Luzerne are the two possibilities. I've done a lot more research since yesterday but don't have time to write it up at the moment.
The short version is it seems like individual sheriffs do (legally or illegally) interpret the PA statute as they see fit, specifically on the matter of the DL state submitted, and whether they require documents other than the application named in the statute. Also, there has been no court tested opinion on what constitutes a 'resident' for the purpose of acquiring a LTCF.
There are in fact a number of threads on PAFOA about this. Finally found them through Google this morning.
He's gonna be a Skook
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I prefer a Franzia Chillable Red in a mid February vintage.
One of my relatives has married two oriental women. And dated several. One wife was mail order. His name is, "Joey."
My uncle broke out some wine at a wedding. He was asked what it was and he responded, "Yellow Tail." You gotta be kidding me. This is like a watermelon hanging in the air and I got a baseball bat. "That's what Joey likes
" with that big shit eating grin. It actually took a few seconds for it to catch but turned into a table of people laughing so hard they came close to puking Last time I saw his first mail order wife was when my mom spotted her on the side of a milk carton. I'm serious.
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Even if they win, NJ will figure out a way it does not apply to us.
They can't hold out forever in the climate of recent decades. I've always said, the only thing standing between Jersey and carry is that people in Jersey don't understand that carry is normal and whenever they leave the state they are surrounded by guns. That is slowly changing.
Then again, there is always the possibility the climate will change as well. They have had control of our kids for several years now, so we must fight their bullshit and brainwashing, and put them out of business.
Umm, snow on Friday?
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Do you remember that black kid with the giant afro on Fat Albert? The one that could pull a basketball out of his afro? I found him in your wife. At first I thought there was an echo coming out of there. Your wife is like an extradimensional space...squared or something.