What's everyone doing with their pandemic isolation free time?

[What's everyone doing with their pandemic isolation free time?]

I'm mastubating like crazy. My coworkers don't appreciate it.

Wow, rude of them.

[Let’s change things up a bit. Here’s something positive]

4 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

You nasty bastards don’t make you bed every morning?? 
 

 

What for? It's just going to be the same mess next morning.

[Let’s change things up a bit. Here’s something positive]

2 hours ago, Danno said:

I don't make my bed for the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.

Damn, I wish I had thought of this myself.

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56 minutes ago, Zabuca said:

TRUMP 2020 

And would be derelict if I didn't mention that drinking fish tank cleaner and mixing bleach and ammonia not only raises the herd IQ but also is also a sure cure  for the wuflu

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18 minutes ago, Zabuca said:

TRUMP 2020 

I wholly endorse this course of treatment. The herd IQ need a little bump.

[What's everyone doing with their pandemic isolation free time?]

And with the TP shortage that could be bad.

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[Judge tosses California ammunition purchase law]

7 minutes ago, father-of-three said:

Will this decision block New Jersey's similar bill, or will they push it forward until a judge (hopefully) blocks their specific law?

Push it now now and let the judges block it if they will.

[Looking for an Optomeitrist in No Jersey]

42 minutes ago, 124gr9mm said:

My eye doctor is closed as well due to the quarantine.

He's former Air Force and a pistol shooter.

 

Do you mind sharing his name?

PM is fine, if you prefer. I'm looking for a new guy; I changed insurance plan (Davidson) and my old guy doesn't take it.

[Looking for an Optomeitrist in No Jersey]

2 hours ago, Torkk said:

As the title states. I am looking for an optometrist in North Jersey Bergen or Hudson county or near by. I need to specs and my script isn't working well with focusing on the front site

I'm on exactly the same boat as I need real glasses instead of the Walmart readers I've been using. But until the quarantine is lifted it's not going to happen.

2 hours ago, Zeke said:

I see what you did there!

I wish I could

[History Made Today - WTI Crude Closes at $-37.63]

The problem with the peak oil model is that never took in consideration the advancements in exploration technology, fracking, deep wells, horizontal drilling and so on. It never allowed for man's inventive spirit. It always assumed we would explore for oil just like Jed shooting into the side of a mountain.

 

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

1 hour ago, PK90 said:

Couldn't you use a tissue to push a button or turn a door knob, then throw it away?

Don't stop him. He's on a roll. I'm waiting for him to get some shrink wrap to wrap himself when he needs to get out of the house.

[History Made Today - WTI Crude Closes at $-37.63]

14 hours ago, Mr.Stu said:

So the correct response to having too much fuel on hand is to find other fuels to use instead of the stuff you have too much of and don't know what to do with.

You give new meaning to special.

Other much more expensive fuels to produce. Lib logic; "we are losing our shirt producing this cheap source of energy nobody needs right now. Let's make beaucoup profits producing this expensive energy nobody needs right now"

GD must be subscribed to Ms. Cortez twitter feed. She came out with that brilliant idea earlier in the day.

 

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

Now do it on a round door knob.

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[Trenton Protest in the making, put up or shut up!]

19 hours ago, PeteF said:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/organizer-of-nj-coronavirus-stay-at-home-protest-hit-with-criminal-violation

"If you think emergency orders are more like guidelines than actual rules, think again,” Grewal said in a tweet Friday.

if you think the Bill of Rightsis like guidlines, think again.

gerbil and the Donkey need a severe paddling for systematic abuse of civil rights

If he sues, I'll donate my $1,200 gov cheese check to the cause.

[Trenton Protest in the making, put up or shut up!]

http://shorenewsnetwork.com/2020/04/19/new-jersey-shuts-down-drive-through-tulip-farm-threatens-to-arrest-owner/

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

13 minutes ago, Zeke said:

I’ve.....

No. Delete that.

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

35 minutes ago, dilbert1967 said:

You shouldn't feel bad at all!!  I'm letting my neighbor plant his stuff in what used to be my garden, 50' x 100'.  I'm terrible at gardening.

I would kill for a space like that.

[Murphy the Moron]

24 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

Would YOU buy that bond? 

Actually, yes, I would.

Why?

Quote

The borrowing would be repaid with sales taxes, with a guarantee that the levy -- currently 6.625% -- would increase if needed.

Just like the gas tax, sales tax would increase to pay them off.

Anyone that can leave NJ, get out now.

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/04/first-amendment-fail-raleigh-police-department-do-not-think-protesting-is-an-essential-right/

[PORK ROLL or TAYLOR HAM!?]

y'all must be from down south

[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

1 hour ago, Spawne32 said:

Yeh mods really need to give him a break from the internet.

Yeah what about no?

[Daily humor thread]

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[Prep For Quarantine / Pandemic]

19 minutes ago, raz-0 said:

Yeah, the local teenagers are driving around in parked cars.

wut?