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Displaced Texan

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  1. Took me 5.5 hours to get back from Baltimore. Normally a 2 hour drive for me. At least 20 accidents along the way. People gotta learn to slow down!!
  2. My dad knew him. He was a riverboat pilot for the company my dad worked for at the time, before he made it in the music business.
  3. I-95 Northbound in Delaware
  4. Pre-plan. Exit strategy. KNOW how to escape the fire, wherever it is in your house. Know who is going to call 911. Know where the muster point is. HAVE a plan for every contingency. Above all, get out.
  5. I concur....PLEASE change your smoke detector batteries every 6 months, and if you don’t have a fire extinguisher on EVERY floor of your house, plus the kitchen, GET ONE! Earlier this year I put out a fire at my neighbors house..they didn’t have WORKING smoke detectors, or fire extinguishers. They DO now. So should you.
  6. Yeah baby!! You’ll never eat fast food chicken again!
  7. Hey, I had CPR training......once. Seruously, my CPR creds are current. I won’t let you die on my watch.
  8. You’re the star of the show! I’ll be holding the first aid kit, and making sure you don’t die.
  9. I’m surprised he hasn’t offered to sponsor us with a taser!
  10. I’ll stand right next to you while you get tased. I’ll have the first aid kit at the ready.
  11. @BoatGuy let me know how you like that chicken recipe!
  12. Man, I’m sorry we turned around. Would have liked to have seen everyone.
  13. Maybe make it interactive, a ‘pay per buzz’, on the taser! I bet this would make MILLIONS!
  14. A YouTube channel where @Mrs.Zeke tases @Zeke for our own entertainment? And her entertainment too, of course! We could have contests...like ‘how many volts does it take to make Zeke pee himself?’ Think of the possibilities! Hell, I’d buy the taser!
  15. ‘Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but we know....it’s ALL @Scorpio64‘s fault’.
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